Offendnist 

A person whom gets offended by almost every word you say. Regardless of the world him/her will make some sort of racial or sexual relation to the word, by this making you a racest or a sexist.

Be carefull what you say around Mike hes an Offendnist. He gets upset and offended by almost every word you say.

John says: Hey Mike your jobs so easy a monkey could do it.

Mike says: You said the word monkey your a racest.

Offendnist by dn85 April 21, 2010

Offendinista 

"Woke Olympics" achievement winner. The 'Wokest' of them all.

A person that wakes up every morning looking for something to be upset about. Something to run around with their hair on fire, screaming in a temper tantrum and demanding that it be changed, simply because they deem it needs to be changed. Akin to: The Offendinista Diaper.

What is Karen so upset about?

Nothing. She's practicing for the "Offendinista" award, that's all.

Offendinista by VinDSL July 9, 2020

offenditarian

A portmanteau of "offended" and "humanitarian". It describes someone who has made a lifestyle out of finding deep offense in most any situation. Usually offense is found "on behalf" of other people who represent a definable group that the offenditarian themselves are clearly not a part of.
This is usually to make a display of "solidarity", an important word in the lexicon of offenditarians.
There is a strict hierarchy of human value, with handicapable African American lesbian female gendered womyn taking the top spot, and white cysgendered males being "worth" only 1/16th of the former.
The irony of offenditarianism is that if one becomes offended on behalf of someone higher on the value scale, the person higher up can use that to then become offended by the "patronizing," "colonialist" mindset of the offenditarian.

"Why is that girl running down the street and screaming at the ice cream truck?"
"The driver is wearing all white, a trademark outfit of early 20th Century eugenicists."
"Is the ice cream man a eugenicist?"
"No, but the girl is afraid someone might think he is, she is an offenditarian."

offenditarian by 8mmDevil October 29, 2011

offensist 

1. a self-righteous white person who is offended by everything.

2. a Caucasian person who gets offended on behalf of other people with no idea what it's like to be from that culture.

3. A person full of white-guilt with no sense of humour.

1. "The comedian started joking about Chinese people so we got up and left."
"Why, you're not Chinese, that's being offensist."

2. The woman was upset when she saw a picture of a religious cartoon not because it offended her, but because she might know someone that could be offended by it. She's offensist.

offensist by Mileymo November 3, 2013

Offendity 

A endless loop of people getting offended about one thing leading to a cycle of other people being offended.

Talks about meat are offensive to Vegetarians, which leads to arguments over food that are offensive to overly large or skinny people, which leads to Feminists being angry at making women objects, and on and on.

"Man that talk about meat really started a offendity"

Offendity by Jusmar March 4, 2013

Offentunist 

A person or group who seeks to be offended

That guy is such an offentunist

Offentunist by Mr York November 16, 2019

Offendis 

Liam's version of offensive.

Only for use in naval and proxy warfare.

"That gay guy is fucking offendis."

Offendis by ScarIX April 20, 2021