offendie

A person who is offended by something most reasonable people would disregard or ignore

"These offendies are coming at me for posting that edgy meme"
"Karen does not believe she is an offendie, despite personally attacking a multitude of men who disagree with her opinion."

"I'm anti racist, support gender equality, and admit our society has flaws but the offendies are STILL angry with me? You people are soft."

by ultimate ass October 14, 2020

Flex Offender

A flex offender is someone who has been accused of flexual harassment. They flex so hard that they make others around them feel violated. Registered flex offenders are not permitted within 50 feet of a school zone.

"Wow dude, that guy has light up wheely crocs. He even has a Minecraft t-shirt"

"Yeah, he's a registered flex offender"

by Registered_gamer June 8, 2019

Equal Opportunity Offender

One who bashes and trashes any and every different type of person known to earth; including the basher's own race.

"Don't call me racist, I am an Equal Opportunity Offender."

by SWEDL January 19, 2008

Offendinista

"Woke Olympics" achievement winner. The 'Wokest' of them all.

A person that wakes up every morning looking for something to be upset about. Something to run around with their hair on fire, screaming in a temper tantrum and demanding that it be changed, simply because they deem it needs to be changed. Akin to: The Offendinista Diaper.

What is Karen so upset about?

Nothing. She's practicing for the "Offendinista" award, that's all.

by VinDSL July 9, 2020

Flex offender

Definition: A flex offender is a person who has committed a flexual crime. Flex offenders can be classified as someone wearing to much overpriced clothing, or flaunting their bodies around to much. If you see a flex offender or suspect someone of flex offending don't hesitate to call someone.

Example: Johnny looks like a straight flex offender with all that Supreme gear

by Nateg123 November 27, 2017

text offender

someone who text's a lot and whose messages are mostly unwarranted or unwanted.

i get so excited when my phone rings cuz i think she's texting me, but then i see it's kek asking me something stupid and getting my hopes up. kek is such a text offender

by fruitermelon October 24, 2008

sex offender shuffle

The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle

The state of Florida Has asked us to Disclose our sexual crimes to you. We were bad but now we're good We're moving into your neighborhood. You know we're trying our best to be Functioning members of society We're not here to start no trouble We're legally required to do the Sex offender shuffle

by sethmad October 1, 2020