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Octopusseios 

Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'

A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.

Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.
Example:

Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.
Octopusseios by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

Octopusseyphobia 

Noun. The fear of owning or being in the company of exactly 8 cats.
" I feel sorry for Susan"
"why is that?"
"because she has Octopusseyphobia

Octopussies 

Octopussies are used for people who wanna feel hella better when they look at someone. If u want someone to throw a gum wrapper at you and smile octopussies save the day. 🐙🐙🐙
You look sad, look at the octopussies to make you feel hella better.

Octopussing

Octopussing is the term you use when you stack 2 women on top of each other and proceed to have sex with them while all 8 of their limbs are squirming around like an octopus.
Austin took home 2 women from the bar and proceeded with octopussing them all night long.
Octopussing by Thomas Ptak December 28, 2018

Octopussiest 

(pronounced oct-to-puss-e-est) A person (or a group of people) who make squirming motions on their cheeks with their fingers and make incomprehensible noises with their mouths.
"What's that over there, that thing at table six? She's causing a commotion"
"Oh, she's an Octopussiest. She always does that crap."
Octopussiest by ny00m_ April 13, 2015

Octopussing

The action of a woman taking part in sexual activity with seven other women at the same time.
My friend Tatiana was octopussing when I walked into her dorm last night.
Octopussing by Cameron1191 October 28, 2010
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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