Octopussies 

Octopussies are used for people who wanna feel hella better when they look at someone. If u want someone to throw a gum wrapper at you and smile octopussies save the day. 🐙🐙🐙

You look sad, look at the octopussies to make you feel hella better.

Octopussies by Swagger gang⚡️ April 16, 2019

Octopussies 

A touchy lesbian couple. Because octopuses have 8 arms so they're touchy. And pussies because they're lesbains.

God, you're not going to invite them are you? They're total octopussies, they'll be all over each other the whole night.

Octopussies by Thedoctorturtle April 16, 2017

Octopussies 

The non-pretentious way of pluralizing octopus.

Wow! That right here is a shit load of octopussies in that aquarium.

Octopussies by Obombo February 22, 2022

Octopusseios 

Pronounced: octo-puss-hwä'

A term popularized by an episode of Comedy Central's "Drawn Together" where Princess Clara reveals her monsterous eight tentacled genetalia due to a curse inflicted by an evil step-mother.

Also used to reference a particularly unsightly or disfigured vagina that induces uncontrolled vomiting.

Example:

Girl: Scott and I were getting hot and heavy last night but he was turned off by my octopusseios.

Octopusseios by Figaro The Cat March 24, 2006

Octopusseyphobia 

Noun. The fear of owning or being in the company of exactly 8 cats.

" I feel sorry for Susan"
"why is that?"
"because she has Octopusseyphobia

Octopusseyphobia by karlboy123 June 2, 2009

octopuses 

Many/ multiple octopus. Instead of how the posh dildos say it as octopi or octopie or how ever they say the word.

Ben said: hey, wanna go swimming?
Karen said: Yes, sure, i love octopuses
Ben:Yay, wanna be my gf

octopuses by TheRealAndOfficialSandwichMan April 9, 2018

Octopussing

Octopussing is the term you use when you stack 2 women on top of each other and proceed to have sex with them while all 8 of their limbs are squirming around like an octopus.

Austin took home 2 women from the bar and proceeded with octopussing them all night long.

Octopussing by Thomas Ptak December 28, 2018