Obute

All Obute’s are usually short, lazy & unemployed but with entrepreneurial spirit. They are hoes when single but sacrificial lovers and dumb af when in a relationship.

Just like their names, they bring good luck and shit load of money when you marry them. They hate broke guys and have no plans on settling. Usually proud even when they are broke too. Have a skewed sense of entitlement, humour and are usually always right. They are very intelligent, lovers of good books & everything artsy. They think they are street smart, which is why they get their ass swindled all the time, including their hearts.

Most Obutes don’t have bum bum instead they have thighs and an illusion of thickness when they rich rich. If you see an Obute with bum, marry her & get her pregnant cause that’s like seeing a Unicorn in daytime. Obutes are artistic and love their craft. They give a 100 to anything they love, which includes food, sex & money, sometimes toxic men.

Obutes are dangerous when broke & heartbroken. So don’t fuck with her heart or she will kill you while making love to you, resurrect you, feed you and kill you again. Lastly, all Obutes are short. 5.nothing. That’s their punishment from God for all their wickedness.

‘Obute’ Bringer of wealth.

My Obuteaku. Bringer of Wealth.

Marry an Obute and get rich rich.

by Ada Beke January 30, 2020

Outer Wilds

The best game that nobody ever heard of.

“Did you ever play Outer Wilds?”
“Do you mean The Outer Worlds?”
“No.”

by Commentur The Great February 15, 2021

Outer Banks

Paradise on earth
It’s the kind of place where you either have 2 jobs or 2 houses
2 tribes, one city

John b and Topper are from the outer banks. John B has 2 jobs and Topper has 2 houses

by Obxfan May 18, 2020

Gay nigger from outer space

A short film that includes African homosexuals who invade the earth and attempt to eliminate all females .

In Gay Nigger from Outer Space, the ensemble cast plays characters such as D. Ildo ,Capt. B. Dick, and the unforgettable ArmInass

by Nutio Stevens June 16, 2018

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Peak boredom. You will ascend to a godly status 48 hours after typing this in Google Chrome, Firefox, Internet Explorer, and Microsoft Edge in the timeframe of 20 seconds. If you fail, you will feel empty forever without any way to make up for your wrongs.

Person 1: Let's have a bored typing contest.
Person 2: qwertyuiopoiuytrewq
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Person 1: Don't you know what you have done?

Person 2: *ascends*

by QwertyBored December 20, 2019

Outer Bumblefuck

a place located far from a metropolitan area, in the middle of nowhere. Always written to a resemble a real name of a village.

Where's Jim from?
Oh, God, some small village in Outer Bumblefuck.

by EddieTheIdiot June 9, 2009

outer boroughs

Any borough of NYC that is not Manhattan, namely Queens, Brooklyn, Bronx, and Staten Island. Mainly used by Manhattan elitists who do not consider the four other boroughs part of NYC property- but it is.

She lives in one of the outer boroughs and commutes to work.

by Shirley L. January 14, 2006