Obetes

The mix of the words Obese and Diabetes.

Are you obetes?

by awkxxx October 6, 2016

Obstesticle

When a certain male is cock-blocking, he then becomes an obstesticle. An obstacle with testicles.

Matt knocked on the window when I was making out with Jenni, what an obstesticle.

Lisa's older brother Shane has beaten up two of her last three boyfriends, he's the biggest obstecticle that I've come across.

by unynboy June 23, 2011

Obedes

the term technically called for a person with both Obesity and Diabetes. One must not have only Obesity or Diabetes in order have the condition of Obedes. Deaths may be caused with this serious problem and many others have contracted various acute disease related issues.

"What if Ben&Jerry's sold ice cream in gallons?"
"Everyone would have Obedes"
"Is that Obesity or Diabetes"
"Both"

by smd420 November 9, 2009

Obeesive

When your abusive significant other gains weight over time.

Have you seen Melissa? She was always mean, but now she is obeesive.

by War Machine1977 August 12, 2012

obesescuits

Larger than normal sized biscuits.

Wow! These biscuits are so big, they're obesescuits!

by angiecanhaha October 25, 2012

obesese

A word that describes an obese obese person, hence the extra "se" added to the end of the original "obese"

That cat is so fat it's obesese.

by obese_person September 10, 2014

obesespree

Verb- going to the store buying all delicous junk food to only feel shame later, because you ate within 5 hours

Man, me and Jesse had a huge obesespree,I could feel the pounds adding on.

by reallhugecatnips June 20, 2014