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Obonti is hilarious, very obsessed with Blackpink and knows all the dances, she is very funny in a weird thing. She is UNIQUE,OMG. She is very mean, sometimes, and also nice, if you dont mess with her. She is loyal to her friends, and always helps them. She has got a big nose, loves 2019
Obonti is queeeen
Obonti by Llamaloverplayz April 5, 2020
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Someone who stays trippy or turnt
Did you see edwin at coco's party last weekend hes a oonti
Oonti by Itsfuckkncoco June 19, 2015
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Obonti • Obonics • ovonti • Oboni • Obonte • Obortion • odontic • Oonti • Oyonti
Pronounced: oh-don-tik

-adjective

1. To utilize petty, ostentatious rhetoric
2. inadequate attempt to simplify a complex issue

root: odon (having no rhetorical teeth)

od- a hypothetical force formerly held to pervade all nature and to manifest itself in magnetism, mesmerism, chemical action, etc. (1840–50; arbitrary name coined by Karl von Reichenbach: Odic Force also called "Od")

-ontic from Gk. ont- , comb. form of on (gen. ontos ) "being," prp. of einai "to be"

antonym: odont (having teeth)
During an October 2010 debate for a Delaware US Senate seat Christine O'Donnell made the odontic statement: "Where in the Constitution is separation of church and state?"
odontic by sosiosh October 21, 2010
Any abortion which takes place during Obama's reign of terror. Any abortion that can be attributed or linked to Obama's stance on partial birth abortion, stem cell research, or any late term abortion.
She got knocked up, and Obamacare came to the rescue by fully funding her Obortion.
Obortion by alchoholicanonymous April 7, 2015
A term to describe Barack Hussein Obama's vernacular English. Similar to Ebonics with the exception that this speech type is performed by a Mulatto instead of an African American. It is also used by those who support B. Hussein Obama's Communist Regime. Believed to be derived from Jive Talking, Ogga Booga, and other Ghetto-centric speech patterns.
When Barack Hussein Obama says "No new taxes" (his infamous 'Read My Purple Lips' speech) he was speaking in Obonics which, when translated into English, means "New taxes". When B. Hussein said he was "never a Muslim" he was also speaking Obonics and what he really meant to say was that "he was a Muslim" but didn't want you to know about it or talk about it until it would be too late (later on, as 'pResident', he would 'proudly' admit to his Muslim background when he was kowtowing to Muslim despots and tyrants). When Barack Hussein Obama said his name was "African Swahili" he was speaking Obonics but what he really meant was, "My name is Arabic because my father and his ancestors were (and are) all Muslims".
Obonics by ClassyWatusi July 5, 2009
You makin' fun of me and its so ironic,
cuz my girl's hot and yours' so obonic!
Obonic by YFDAVE June 10, 2010
To be scared or afraid of someone or something
ovonti by Tastiestbus August 31, 2019
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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