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A term to describe Barack Hussein Obama's vernacular English. Similar to Ebonics with the exception that this speech type is performed by a Mulatto instead of an African American. It is also used by those who support B. Hussein Obama's Communist Regime. Believed to be derived from Jive Talking, Ogga Booga, and other Ghetto-centric speech patterns.
When Barack Hussein Obama says "No new taxes" (his infamous 'Read My Purple Lips' speech) he was speaking in Obonics which, when translated into English, means "New taxes". When B. Hussein said he was "never a Muslim" he was also speaking Obonics and what he really meant to say was that "he was a Muslim" but didn't want you to know about it or talk about it until it would be too late (later on, as 'pResident', he would 'proudly' admit to his Muslim background when he was kowtowing to Muslim despots and tyrants). When Barack Hussein Obama said his name was "African Swahili" he was speaking Obonics but what he really meant was, "My name is Arabic because my father and his ancestors were (and are) all Muslims".
Obonics by ClassyWatusi July 5, 2009
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A new language for a new administration.


I cant wait to learn Obomics and be able to converse with the African American men at the basketball games.
obomics by Travis and Brian February 5, 2009
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You makin' fun of me and its so ironic,
cuz my girl's hot and yours' so obonic!
Obonic by YFDAVE June 10, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026

trespooping

The act of leaving poop in a toilet for the next person to see.
Someone needs to stop trespooping and flush that nasty thing down the toilet.
trespooping by TheRealInkweaver November 16, 2017
Word of the Day on August 7, 2026