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Obonte

Someone who doesn’t think. They just do things without thinking. Mumu; in some instances.
Nigerian slang”
The guy na OBONTE”
See as you de do like OBONTE”
by Lady M🌹 March 22, 2026
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Obonti

Obonti is hilarious, very obsessed with Blackpink and knows all the dances, she is very funny in a weird thing. She is UNIQUE,OMG. She is very mean, sometimes, and also nice, if you dont mess with her. She is loyal to her friends, and always helps them. She has got a big nose, loves 2019
Obonti is queeeen
by Llamaloverplayz April 5, 2020
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Oboner

An overly enthusiastic vigor in favor of Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama. Usually displayed during one of his syrupy speeches that wax poetic about the wonderful things his presidency will bring. Most commonly found among those persons who will readily buy into anything someone says based more on the presentation than substance.
"I guess that Oboner you had died down a little when you saw the New Hampshire results, huh?"
by SomeGuy343 January 14, 2008
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omonte

A raw ass nigga who is black ass hell but a good friend.
My friend is Omonte
by Call121 August 21, 2017
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Olonterate

(3 People)
**Having casual conversation**
Jason: "hey guys"
(other 3): stfu Jason get your olonterate ass outta here

They don't like Jason
by Kalobinator March 27, 2019
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The Obone Layer

see: Obone

A regular occurrence in the office environment: whereby male members of the workplace become hooked to the underside of their desks by an involuntary erection, leaving them in a precarious situation and unable to walk around the office freely.

The Obone Layer refers to the stretched material covering the protruding tip of the penis, and is a barrier between the obone and the office atmosphere.

A useful tip is to trap the head of the penis under the buckle of ones belt, thus reducing the effect of the oboner.
Guy A: "Had the best day at work today"
Guy B: "Oh Really?!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I had this crazy obone, and Melanie leaned over to get a stapler off my desk. She definitely touched the Obone Layer!"
Guy B: "Omg, I'm well jelly!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I was well moist."
by Aemsk September 27, 2011
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oboner

An embarrassing error in judgement by anyone in the Obama Administration
David Axelrod sent an email meant to “debunk” myths, rumors, etc. about Obamacare to the White House email list and asked that it be forwarded to friends and acquantances. Well, it turns out that there is a groundswell of spam complaints building from people who received what they are sure is spam – email they never signed up to receive. Now the Obama Administration finds itself tied up controlling the damage done by it’s oboner.
by oddclicker August 29, 2009
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