Obonte
Someone who doesn’t think. They just do things without thinking. Mumu; in some instances.
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Obonti
Obonti is hilarious, very obsessed with Blackpink and knows all the dances, she is very funny in a weird thing. She is UNIQUE,OMG. She is very mean, sometimes, and also nice, if you dont mess with her. She is loyal to her friends, and always helps them. She has got a big nose, loves 2019
Obonti is queeeen
Obonti by Llamaloverplayz April 5, 2020
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Oboner
An overly enthusiastic vigor in favor of Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama. Usually displayed during one of his syrupy speeches that wax poetic about the wonderful things his presidency will bring. Most commonly found among those persons who will readily buy into anything someone says based more on the presentation than substance.
Oboner by SomeGuy343 January 14, 2008
omonte
My friend is Omonte
Olonterate
(3 People)
**Having casual conversation**
Jason: "hey guys"
(other 3): stfu Jason get your olonterate ass outta here
They don't like Jason
**Having casual conversation**
Jason: "hey guys"
(other 3): stfu Jason get your olonterate ass outta here
They don't like Jason
Olonterate by Kalobinator March 27, 2019
The Obone Layer
see: Obone
A regular occurrence in the office environment: whereby male members of the workplace become hooked to the underside of their desks by an involuntary erection, leaving them in a precarious situation and unable to walk around the office freely.
The Obone Layer refers to the stretched material covering the protruding tip of the penis, and is a barrier between the obone and the office atmosphere.
A useful tip is to trap the head of the penis under the buckle of ones belt, thus reducing the effect of the oboner.
A regular occurrence in the office environment: whereby male members of the workplace become hooked to the underside of their desks by an involuntary erection, leaving them in a precarious situation and unable to walk around the office freely.
The Obone Layer refers to the stretched material covering the protruding tip of the penis, and is a barrier between the obone and the office atmosphere.
A useful tip is to trap the head of the penis under the buckle of ones belt, thus reducing the effect of the oboner.
Guy A: "Had the best day at work today"
Guy B: "Oh Really?!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I had this crazy obone, and Melanie leaned over to get a stapler off my desk. She definitely touched the Obone Layer!"
Guy B: "Omg, I'm well jelly!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I was well moist."
Guy B: "Oh Really?!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I had this crazy obone, and Melanie leaned over to get a stapler off my desk. She definitely touched the Obone Layer!"
Guy B: "Omg, I'm well jelly!"
Guy A: "Yeah, I was well moist."
The Obone Layer by Aemsk September 27, 2011
oboner
David Axelrod sent an email meant to “debunk” myths, rumors, etc. about Obamacare to the White House email list and asked that it be forwarded to friends and acquantances. Well, it turns out that there is a groundswell of spam complaints building from people who received what they are sure is spam – email they never signed up to receive. Now the Obama Administration finds itself tied up controlling the damage done by it’s oboner.
oboner by oddclicker August 29, 2009