Oblivio 

Those who are completely unaware of either their current situation, or their surroundings, or their own inadequacies. They exhibit remarkable obliviousness to their overall presentation to the world, or the fact that they are hindering others through their incredible obliviousness

Incredible! That driver is blissfully unaware he's holding-up an entire line-up of cars behind him. What an oblivio!

Oblivio by Shel_TR February 11, 2022

Oblivia/Oblivio

Proper name attributed to those who are truly oblivious to the outside world. Oblivia/female, Oblivio/male.

Helloooo, Oblivia/Oblivio! Stopping dead at the top of the escalator isn't too bright.

Oblivia/Oblivio by Jeanastra March 20, 2013

obliviscor 

Generally used to describe annoying people. They tend to be unappealing to the eye.

Man Obliviscor is such a cock sucker. He tried to steal my booze again.

obliviscor by Albino Possum April 22, 2018

Obliviot 

An oblivious idiot.

Someone who stops in the middle of the aisle in the supermarket blocking the way with their trolley so nobody can get past and not even realise it. Can be applied to many similar situations.

Obliviot by Malcolm Bartlett - Freak July 21, 2003

Oblivious Cock Block 

When a parent is unknowingly cockblocking their kid by being home. The parent is at home, leaving the kid and his girlfriend with no place to get it on. Therefore the parent is obliviously cock blocking.

Matt's Friend: "Yo Matt, did Katie come over last night?"
Matt: "Yeah, but my parent were being complete oblivious cock blockers!"

Oblivious Cock Block by StonedSteve March 8, 2009

situational obliviousness 

The opposite of situational awareness. Having no clue what's going on around you. Straight-line thinking - aware of your world and its goings ons only.

Sheila almost ran over a biker because of her situational obliviousness.

Mike called the boss a stuck up turd when he was right behind him. That situational obliviousness has him working the weekend.

situational obliviousness by testicles...that is all May 18, 2011

Oblivion 

The fourth game in the Elder Scrolls series, and arguably the best game in the history of mankind. By purchasing this game, you have sold your soul to Bethesda Softworks--which is a pretty even trade-off, actually. Once you start this game--assuming your computer/Xbox 360 doesn't burst into flames of righteous fury due to it's lack of uberness-- you will not be seeing the sun for a while.

Side effects include: Weight loss, paleness of skin, weight gain, reluctance to leave your chair, death, peeing in a bottle, ordering pizza every night because you can't stop playing long enough to make some food, loss of the ability to distinguish between fantasy and reality

Because of Oblivion, I no longer have a soul!

God bless BethSoft for this gift to man.

Oblivion by Morrauk April 22, 2006