Obligatxt 

The obligatory text your boyfriend sends right at the point where your just about to turn miss 1am and disembowel him for not texting you that day, Obligatxt is sent just so he is able to say he still text you that day when he knows he is in trouble and only because he feels obligated to send a text, so this becomes his Obligatory text, Obligatxt.

*the Obligatxt you send on the birthday of that friend that's not really your friend but you might need something one day so you keep them on your facebook friends.
* the Obligatxt you send to your parents on Mothers or fathers day.

Obligatxt by miss_1am_is_scared_of_me. April 16, 2013

Natural Obligation 

A euphemism reffering to sexual intercourse, according to a Ugandan news host.

"Do you perform the natural obligation?"

Natural Obligation by Janiktheinformer December 28, 2022

Offended Out Of Obligation 

When someone says something that may be considered policatically incorrect and you put on a front that you are offended so that outsdiers think you are a good person, when deep down you think it is funny as shit!

Greg: What is the difference between a black man and a pizza?

Oliver: Huh?

Greg: A pizza can feed a family of four! LOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Oliver: Dude you are racist...that is uncool and offensive to African Americans and the general public!

Greg: Dude....you are just Offended Out Of Obligation.....or OO'd

Oliver: Untruth! Bye!

Oliver: (moments later in private room) OMFG!!!! LMFAO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL.....BLACK GUY AND PIZZA HAHAHAHAHA!

Offended Out Of Obligation by therealmccoy22 November 24, 2009

obligarette 

A cigarette in which someone is obligated to give to repay debt. An owed cigarette.

Chris: Andrew, give me my obligarette, you poverty-ridden, tasteless, jewbag.

Andrew: Go to hell Giarlastein!

Chris: Why don't you go to hell, where all the poor people go, you wretch whom was given natural gifts of poor quality.

(The obligarette was then submitted grudgingly to the lessor {the person who leased out the property borrowed}.)

obligarette by Chris Pemberton April 29, 2009

Facebook Obligation 

The act of liking or commenting on one's friends post on Facebook, not because you feel like posting but because they often comment or like yours.

I couldn't care less that Arianna's son just had a great birthday party, but I had to like her post out of Facebook obligation. She is always commenting on and liking my shit.

Facebook Obligation by ACRanger August 30, 2010

Obligatory surfing 

When you are stuck in a flood or bizarre water situation and you get in a random object so that you can surf with it and survive.

Yesterday i was obligatory surfing in the waters of the tsunami.

Obligatory surfing by walt46 April 2, 2011

obligation 

Obligation.

An obligation is something you may not like or even enjoy doing but you do it out of respect or some profound sense of duty.

Don't ever tell your girlfriend that you're attending her 21st birthday party out of obligation. She's not American born and English is her 2nd language; she doesn't fully understand its definition. She has absolutely zero respect and will never have any sense of duty. She will fight with you for days over the true definition of the word, implying that somehow, duty has a "negative" connotation. As she verbally castrates you, you will be constantly reminded of how pussy-whipped you are and how she abuses your fear of being alone to her advantage. Your relationship with the man eating bitch, no matter how gorgeous she is, will strongly parallel repeatedly running head first into a brick wall and loving it. Even after you’ve accepted defeat, admitted your wrong doings, and apologized for them, she will continue to berate you over the fact that she is never wrong.

Four years of college… wasted out of fucking obligation.

Obligation.

Jane: "That's not what obligation means, look it up in a dictionary. Try dictionary.com.
Dick: "Actually, urbandictionary has a pretty good definition you omnipotent whore."

obligation by malecasenumber2298402348 October 11, 2007