1. (astronomy) The second-largest satellite of Uranus, discovered in 1787 by William Herschel.
2. (mythology) In European literature, the name of the king of the fairies, as in Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream and Wieland's Oberon.
3. (urban vernacular) An pompous, violin weilding bearded male busker- usually between the ages of 28-35. Noted to speak in a scoff manner, know to laugh arrogantly at his own jokes. May brag repetitively about his apparent violin playing/carving skills.
Remains the king of the fairies, AND the second-largest satellite of your anus.
Typical Oberon sayings:
"How do you know you're at a gay BBQ?
-cause all the sausages taste like shit"
(scoff laugh from within beard)
"A woman once asked me to play Paganini and i replied; maybe after about 8 hours of warming up (scoff laugh) but I'll give it a go.."
"But the violin has a bigger range than the guitar!"
The act of completely throwing away an advantage (whether it be in sports, games or life in general) where the end result is a complete and utter lost or failure.
Origins: comes from the TV show "Game of Thrones" where Oberyn Martell was winning a trial by combat and ended up losing the battle (and his life) due to his pride and him doing a monologue. His opponent was stabbed through the abdominal and was completely helpless on the ground. Yet, he still managed to lose.
My team was winning the championship game, but we oberyned it and lost.
I oberyned my chances with that girl I was seeing.
He oberyned the fight, and now it haunts him forever.
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.