Obamia 

Obamia is similar to insomnia. You experience Obamia when you are incapable of falling asleep because you can’t stop thinking about Obama. There has been no reported cure for this illness.

Friend 1: aye bruh why aren’t you getting rest I thought you got rid of your insomnia
Friend 2: nah bruh I don’t have insomnia I have Obamia. I keep thinking about Obama and his perfection.

Friend 1: damn bruh I heard there’s no cure for that. Good luck bruh

Obamia by Obamia victim October 16, 2019

Obama's last name 

Possibly the biggest mystery humanity will never find the answer to.

Guy: Hey bro, what's Obama's last name?
Guy 2: It's...... oh shit.

Obama's last name by obamabruhladen September 14, 2019

Balack Obama 

In some Asian-speaking lands (using this mispronounced version of "Black Obama"), it was believed that this is how Americans addressed Barack Obama.

In part, the confusion stemmed from the similarity of the "L" and "R" sounds within their spoken languages and the fact that the skin-color-obsessed USA focused so much attention on their first "black" president.

"So his name is not Balack Obama (aka Black Obama). It's Barack Obama!"

"Ah! So what's the diffelence?"

Balack Obama by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 11, 2023

Black Obama 

In some Asian-speaking lands (& pronounced "Balack Obama"), it was believed that this is how Americans addressed Barack Obama.

In part, the confusion stemmed from the similarity of the "L" and "R" sounds within their spoken languages and the fact that the skin-color-obsessed USA focused so much attention on their first "black" president.

"So his name is not Balack Obama (aka Black Obama). It's Barack Obama!"

"Ah! So what's the diffelence?"

Black Obama by Logical Empiricist Stoic September 10, 2023

barack h obama 

A man so full of shit that even his eyes are brown, he was somehow elected President of the United States and drove us down a deep dark hole that the country will probably never recover from

Barack h Obama was a disaster

barack h obama by stoolivan July 16, 2022

Obama-ing 

Saying something in public detrimental to someone else without realising or considering the detrimental effects to yourself and your own interests. As an example President Barack Obama stated that the USA would be in no hurry to secure a trade deal with a United Kingdom outside of the EU. This crude attempt at blackmail failed to take into account the fact that the UK imports as much from the USA as it exports, so American manufacturers would suffer. Not only that, no trade deal means no Scotch Whisky, no Rolls-Royce cars but it goes much further than that. The next time the USA makes a mess of its foreign policy and wants British troops to come and do some of the dying for them, guess what the answer’s going to be. Basically Obama-ing is just another way of saying talking shit.

“With his bullshit about no trade deal with the UK Obama is just Obama-ing.”
“Oh, you mean talking through his arse.”

Obama-ing by AKACroatalin September 5, 2016

Obama Gaming 

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Obama Gaming by justdia October 29, 2020