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to create a sudden and ignominious failure; fiasco.
Dude, LaShaq had a clean look at a lay-up to win the game but he obamacared the the ball off the front of the rim and we lost by one.
by TeeBee82 December 20, 2013
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Verb:

When someone completely screws something up, especially related to the Internet.
That computer geek completely obamacared my Internet service. What a moron.

Damn! I got a virus! I shouldn't have been obamacaring around on shifty websites.

You dropped my birthday cake?!? Why do you obamacare everything you touch?
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A complete and utter failure leading to chaos and catastrophe. Something which fails to live up to even a small fraction of its hype or accomplish any of its goals or objectives is said to have done an Obamacare.
Dude, the Houston Astro's 2013 season was a complete Obamacare!
by Matt Troy December 18, 2013
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A bill passed by Barack Obama and his cronies, that under the guise of "liberalism" and "equality" will FORCE all Americans to own health insurance at WHATEVER price the insurers want us to pay.

Synonymous with the BIPARTISAN corruption of the free market that has been going on in America for several decades now.
Me: ObamaCare sucks.

Stupid brainwashed liberal: Why? It will make healthcare affordable and bring us closer to the great nations of Europe.

Me: Really? It'll make healthcare affordable? So if you have supply and demand, and the government forces demand to become EVERYONE in the United States, and supply stays the same, prices go down?

Stupid brainwashed liberal: You must be a capitalist pig, then! And by the way, it's called the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act.

Me: (sighs)
by Fascism Is Not Equality! March 16, 2011
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This is the aptly-named "signature accomplishment" of Mumbles Obama, Master of the Universe, Borg Hive Queen of the Libtard Lemmings, and the Senator who voted "Present" for his entire career.

Sold as "free", "fair" and "necessary", it is projected to cost $3,000,000,000,000 (that's trillion for the math-challenged) over the first 10 years, and it is so poorly conceived and designed, it will bring the US economy to its knees. But when that happens it will be Bush's fault.

So unpopular, it could only be passed by Hairy Reid and Botox Pelosi without anybody reading the 2800 pages, without a single vote of the Republican party, and only with a variety of bribes to Democrats (see 100M Medicaid subsidy to Louisiana, $45M to Nebraska). Remember, we have to pass the bill to find out what's in it.

Once the covers come off, the Sheeple will finally understand what the adults knew all along.. It's just a one big assfucking.
Larry: Hey, I just got a letter that said my medical insurance is cancelled. WTF?

Mary: Did this call coincide with a really huge pain in your rectum?

Larry: Yeah, how did you know that?

Mary: Dude, you just got a dose of Obamacare!
by Fast Eddie, AKA The KOS October 26, 2013
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A system to force people to join and pay for a medical care system that no one would voluntarily pay for with their own money.

Very popular with members of the medical system, folks who pay no taxes, bleeding hearts, and people fooled by Democrats

Not so popular with Christian Scientists, people hoping to keep most of what they earn or steal, people fooled by Republicans
Hospital Chairman: We were going to go bankrupt because no HMO, insurance company, or sane person would pay what we bill them, That Obamacare saved our asses.

Doctor: This pill might work, tastes sweet, and you don't have to pay for it. It's so good that it costs $5,000 a month. But don't worry, that Obamacare will kick in soon.

HMO: With Obamacare, there won't be any cheap competitors.
by Old Kynikos August 18, 2011
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