obama cock

The smallest tear of black cock

I was gonna fuck him but he had a obama cock

by SpartanGhost August 26, 2016

Obama cock slapper Arby noodle

When your in the middle of fucking your girl, and then you call the White House and have Obama flown in on a helicopter. When he arrives, he slaps your girl with his BBC so many times that she gets knocked the fuck out. You then force feed your unconscious girlfriend noodles, and then leave her in the closest Arby’s bathroom

So how was your date?
Good, I pulled a fat Obama Cock Slapper Arby Noodle
*aggressively shits pants*

by I am beer December 25, 2019

The Cock O' Bama

1. A common misspelling of the name of the 44th President of the United States.

2. Possibly the 44th President of the United State's stripper name.

Republicans, Michelle, and miscellaneous impoverished black women tend to slip into this misspelling.

Michelle: When I knew The Cock O' Bama back in college...

Common Street Hooker: That's him i tells yah; that man on TV right there is The Cock O' Bama!! Praise Jaysus!

by The Jabber June 1, 2010

Osama Cocktail

An Osama Cocktail is Comprised of a Delicate Combination of Rose ‘Osama’ On The Side Of The Side of the Glass With a Nice pint of Ackee Cocktail.

“I can’t wait to pull out my sweet Juicy Osama Cocktail out of my fridge!”

“He was a Rapper But His Osama Cocktail Was More of a Serenity Juice than I thought it was”

by MackATony January 28, 2026

Osama Bin Laden Cocktail

Two shots and a splash of water.

Guy: I feel gooooood ... I think I'll have a mixed drink this evening.

Bartender: What would you like?

Guy: I dunno ... something new and interesting ...

Bartender: How about an Osama Bin Laden Cocktail?

Guy: What's that?

Bartender: Two shots and a splash of water.

Guy: That's good! Yeah, great .... I'll have an Osama Bin Laden.

by ring-tailed roarer November 22, 2011