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Oaktober 

This month, we celebrate the completely justified arrogance, the smugness, the awesomeness, the glory, and the smellyalateritude that is Gary "Motherfucking" Oak.

In this event you change your last name to Oak if you want to. Also you have to spread the word about this event or else you are Ash (and no one wants to be him I.E. a loser).
A: IT'S OAKTOBER!!! BITCH!!!
B: Wait.. What???

You're training on Route 22 for Brock's Gym, your Pokémon are tired, and who do you see? Gary "Motherfucking" Oak.

Whenever you enter a cave and come out with all your Pokemon are at 3 hit points? Gary "Motherfucking" Oak appears.
Oaktober by EJ77 October 4, 2010
A nickname for the city, Oakland, CA in the San Francisco Bay Area. It is the United States most important port on the west coast. Known for all of it's talented, progressive and often times violent residents. It is also famed for being the home of the original Black Panther Party Movement.
Urban Dictionary's author Demicci Deja Dior-Britt was born and raised in Oaktown.
Oaktown by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 20, 2007
The word Oaktown is attached primarily to the City of Oakland, Ca. The third largest city in the San Francisco Bay Area. The City of Oakland is split almost in half by highway 580. Viewing Oakland from an arial view the west side of highway 580 is mainly on the flats. This side is plagued with high crime rates (gun-shot homicides, strong-Arm Probberies, pussy pimps, crack, hookers, heroin and so on...) low quality or low end public schools. Unfortunately a hard place for children to grow-up and thrive. The east side of 580 or better labeled as Oakland Hills is filled with rolling hills, plus million

dollar homes, good schools and great views. The disparity between the two sides is great. Oaktown though still has its beauty and much talent flourishes out of its mist. Oaktown still creates some of the most talented musicians, smartest

people and most diverse communities so on in the world. The high crime rates and needing to watch your back more so than most anywhere else keeps individuals on there feet where only the strong survive.Cool weather, cool people, down to earth living, the heart of commerce, great food, high crime, a lot less fools than you may think, and so on make Oaktown the most hardcore, most diverse, most of most extremes good and bad places to live in in the world. Give it up to Oaktown.
it is best when we roll through Oaktown, especially late night, we keep down low from the rollers and our eyes open for strollers.
Oaktown by Stathara February 23, 2011

oakton goggles 

Refers to a false and warped perception of work colleagues due to a scarcity of good looking people in the office. Symptoms of Oakton Goggles include viewing an unattractive colleague at work as quite good looking. An average looking person would appear outrageously good looking if you have Oakton Goggles on.
Sarah: “Hey did you see that really cute guy that was in the tea room before?”
Bec: “Oh you must have Oakton Goggles because he was NOT good looking!”
Both: “hehe”
oakton goggles by oaktonite December 16, 2014

oakton high school 

An upper-middle class school commonly categorized as "preppy". The school consists of mostly ex RC, LJ, and Franklin students.

Like other high schools, Oakton has its fare share of "snobs", "bitches", "sluts", and so forth.

Other definitions are a disgraceful display of some types of people found at this school that have the remarkable ability to spam trivial insults at eachother.

Despite the impression that other definitions seem to give off, the school isn't that bad.
where's the respect?
yo i'm from oaktown the home of the bodybags
oaktown by pink10speed April 1, 2004
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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