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Oaktober 

This month, we celebrate the completely justified arrogance, the smugness, the awesomeness, the glory, and the smellyalateritude that is Gary "Motherfucking" Oak.

In this event you change your last name to Oak if you want to. Also you have to spread the word about this event or else you are Ash (and no one wants to be him I.E. a loser).
A: IT'S OAKTOBER!!! BITCH!!!
B: Wait.. What???

You're training on Route 22 for Brock's Gym, your Pokémon are tired, and who do you see? Gary "Motherfucking" Oak.

Whenever you enter a cave and come out with all your Pokemon are at 3 hit points? Gary "Motherfucking" Oak appears.
Oaktober by EJ77 October 4, 2010
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Oktoberfestivities 

Oktoberfestivities (noun; slang; origin: danglish)

Oktoberfest is a three-week festival held each year in Munich, Bavaria, Germany during late September and early October. It is one of the most famous events in the city and the world's largest fair, with some six million people attending every year.

Oktoberfestivities are those events which occur in celebration of Oktoberfest. While the true Oktoberfest is celebrated in Germany, Oktoberfestivities occur throughout the world. They include but are not limited to: beer drinking (in tents or bars), eating traditional German cuisine in large quantities, and musical entertainment.

Oktoberfestivities should be enjoyed with caution. There are many problems every year with young people, who overestimate their ability to handle large amounts of alcohol. Many pass out due to drunkenness. These especially drunk patrons are often called "Bierleichen" (German for "beercorpses"). If lucky, they are brought by staff to a medical tent where drunks as well as sick people are treated.
The movie Beerfest has many oktoberfestivities as part of the Oktoberfest celebration.

Oktoberfest Elbow 

An abrasion on the elbow of one's drinking arm caused by resting it on the rough, wooden surface of either a bar or table while holding a beer stein.
I drank beer all day yesterday in the beer tent and woke up this morning with an Oktoberfest Elbow.
Oktoberfest Elbow by rugbykiltman September 18, 2023

Oktoberfest 

A huge party that goes on in October in Munich, Germany. Everyone's drunk 24/7, and there are rides, food, and everything you could ever want. Most importantly, there's a metric shitload of beer wherever you look. 10% alcohol beer, by the liter.
Bob: "Yo check this out dogg...I was so drunk last night I almost threw up! It was crazy man. I must have had like a liter of beer."
Jack: "Shut up bitch. I had 3 liters, puked, rallied and had two more, puked again, stripped in front of 10000 people in a tent, then went home and banged a dirty African whore. Indabutt."
Nick D: "No. No you didn't"
Jack: "No, I didn't. But you can imagine what it'd be like if I did...eh, eh?"
Oktoberfest by Nick D November 5, 2003

Oktoberfest 

Oktoberfest is a festival in which millions of people get together once a year to artificially increase the price of liver transplants
on Oktoberfest we drink shitloads of beer
Oktoberfest by Minesweeperplayer September 29, 2021

22.oktober 2020

You need to love Idris and praise him as your daddy because his birthday is 22.oktober
Daddy you can do anything you want with me in 22.oktober 2020.
22.oktober 2020 by IdrisZeRoadman October 11, 2020

Oktoberfest 

When you invite men and women to a party, but no women show up, leaving you with a lot of men. In other words: Beer and sausage!

Source: Dinosaur Comics, July 25, 2003
T-Rex: Why do my parties turn into one big Oktoberfest?
Utahraptor: Oktoberfest?
T-Rex: Beer and sausage!
Oktoberfest by Dorian Black! May 4, 2005
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