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Joe wanted to play baseball but he had bad eyesight so he used oaklens
Oaklens by Juan Jesus jr August 5, 2017
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thorin oakenshield 

The majestic leader of the dwarfs in the book the Hobbit by J.R.R Tolkien. He is the king under the mountain. Thorin is known as a strong leader but fearful of his future as a king.
"If this is to end in fire, we shall all burn together"

-Thorin Oakenshield
thorin oakenshield by Ellis Erandor February 4, 2014

Prince Oak Oakleyski 

The handsome prince of Eurasia who has directed many aesthetic movies. Most of them were overhyped. His name can be seriously laughable as it coincides with an oak tree. LOL
Critic 1: I'm going to watch the newest film of Prince Oak Oakleyski debuting on a local television channel tonight.

Critic 2: Is he a tree?
Prince Oak Oakleyski by Pannida September 1, 2022
the best dude in the world, so hot and sexy omfg
“dude did you see that totally not emo hottie over there?”
“yea😍😍i heard his name is oaklen😳”
Oaklen by defnotoak December 15, 2021

Fake Oakleys store 

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oakensto 

Background: rose from the northwest area, used by teens and young adults.
Def'n: Pretty damn chill.
My weekend was so oakensto.
oakensto by Fabian March 6, 2005
free speed

running joke in rowing - crew if you’re american - that oakley sunglasses are free speed as the rowers that wear them tend to be fast (because the glasses are expensive so you have to be serious about rowing to buy them)
that crew are all wearing oakleys! they must be fast

wearing oakleys in the boat is free speed
oakleys by liptonhummus July 6, 2023
More from Urban Dictionary
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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