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thorin oakenshield 

The majestic leader of the dwarfs in the book the Hobbit by J.R.R Tolkien. He is the king under the mountain. Thorin is known as a strong leader but fearful of his future as a king.
"If this is to end in fire, we shall all burn together"

-Thorin Oakenshield
thorin oakenshield by Ellis Erandor February 4, 2014

Prince Oak Oakleyski 

The handsome prince of Eurasia who has directed many aesthetic movies. Most of them were overhyped. His name can be seriously laughable as it coincides with an oak tree. LOL
Critic 1: I'm going to watch the newest film of Prince Oak Oakleyski debuting on a local television channel tonight.

Critic 2: Is he a tree?
Prince Oak Oakleyski by Pannida September 1, 2022
the best dude in the world, so hot and sexy omfg
“dude did you see that totally not emo hottie over there?”
“yea😍😍i heard his name is oaklen😳”
Oaklen by defnotoak December 15, 2021

Fake Oakleys store 

Fake Oakleys store
sunglasses.oncomdx.com
best sunglasses store online Fake Oakleys store

oakensto 

Background: rose from the northwest area, used by teens and young adults.
Def'n: Pretty damn chill.
My weekend was so oakensto.
oakensto by Fabian March 6, 2005
free speed

running joke in rowing - crew if you’re american - that oakley sunglasses are free speed as the rowers that wear them tend to be fast (because the glasses are expensive so you have to be serious about rowing to buy them)
that crew are all wearing oakleys! they must be fast

wearing oakleys in the boat is free speed
oakleys by liptonhummus July 6, 2023
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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