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thorin oakenshield 

The majestic leader of the dwarfs in the book the Hobbit by J.R.R Tolkien. He is the king under the mountain. Thorin is known as a strong leader but fearful of his future as a king.
"If this is to end in fire, we shall all burn together"

-Thorin Oakenshield

oakland catholic 

a fucked up all girls school in Pittsburgh Pa, infested with cliquey, stuck up, twisted, hypocritical bitches. the administration is on a different level of hierarchy. the principal thinks she can control everyone and everything, washing her beliefs (and her beliefs only) down your throat until you can’t breathe. everyone competes about everything from Canada Goose jackets to literally fucking central catholic boys. many people suffer from suicidal thoughts or actions. rumors are spread so easily. every single girl is infatuated with drama. do not send your child here unless you want her to turn into a fucked up stoner who has been mentally and physically abused.
Oh she’s a stoner, she must go to oakland catholic.

Her body count is over 20, of course she goes to oakland catholic.

You can always see all of those oakland catholic bitches’ bare ass cheeks because of how many times they roll their skirts.
oakland catholic by b@ll$@ck June 2, 2020

Dirty Oakley 

Violently fucking more than 4 girls at one time.
Dirty Oakley by Jay goga April 20, 2020

oakland giggler 

Someone who giggles uncontrollably while embarking upon an oakland face mask
"yo, I was gonna dump her - until I found out she's an Oakland Giggler. Now I cant see enough of her!"
oakland giggler by dirtydogdave November 6, 2009

Oakland city 

Whole bunch of rich turnt niggas who can fuck yo bitch in a jiffy #longlivejimmy #hbsl 😈
Young turnt nigga can’t wife no bitch excuse my French don’t Like no bitch in Oakland city
Oakland city by Lil neal August 11, 2020

Oakleigh Laps 

In Melbourne, Australia. Within the primarily Greek suburb of Oakleigh. Almost every night of the week (but mainly on the weekends) you can see 4-5 wogs piled into a VL turbo, a financed AMG or any car that with an illegally modified exhaust. These malaka’s pin it up and down the streets on both ends of the Eaton Mall. They will usually stop and rev their cars outside Vanilla to gain the attention of the absolute glamour chicks of Oakleigh. Then they will proceed to floor it past Vanilla, letting off gunshots from the exhaust to assert dominance.

The stereo is usually at full volume pumping hardstyle, latest hits from the Greek or Arab dance charts or Lil Baby.

The passengers usually yell out to the girls from the car or stare down anyone who makes eye contact.

These boys are usually dressed from head to toe in Armani, Moncler, Dior, Gucci or any expensive designer clothing. They wear satchels along with their Versace or Carrera sunglasses. And they most likely have a “wog fade”.
“Ela re, let’s go do some Oakleigh Laps after a feed at Mythos.”

“Re did you hear me fcken pin it outside Vanilla, it was fuarken hectic malaka.”

“Do you reckon the btches rate the whip?”