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Oh My Fuckin' Jessica Alba

Generally used by guys after watching any Fantastic Four movie.
Jessica Alba was so hot...

OMFJA
OMFJA by falsepretense876 July 13, 2007
Words you can keep
OMFJ simply means Oh my Fucking Jelly, Stronger version of OMJ
OMFJ!

Guy 1: look i drew all of this in 5 minutes only.
Guy 2: really? that's amazing, OMFJ! i envy you
OMFJ by ThatPersonOverthere333-0 August 28, 2012
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an orgasm caused by an excessive amount of surprise or excitement
When Katie saw the Taylor Lautner in the New Moon trailer, she was so excited she had an omfgasm.

John was watching The Empire Strikes Back and when Darth Vader said he was Luke Skywalker's father, John must've had an omfgasm he was so shocked.
OMFGASM by captainsuperawesome August 23, 2009

omgjamescharles 

A James Charles stan on Twitter and Instagram. He’s crazy obsessed with boys, but you should still follow him.
Len: Whose that horny james charles stan
Edgar: Oh I know, thats omgjamescharles
omgjamescharles by omgjamescharles September 15, 2018

OMFGAYFS 

An acrynom for Oh my f***ing god are you f***ing serious?
Person 1: She had sex with him.
Person 2: OMFGAYFS
Person 1: ...yeah...
Person 2: =o
OMFGAYFS by Mrs.JosephJonas August 2, 2008
Berb;
A combination of 'omfg' and 'ayee', conveying annoyance or anger, but with more 'aye'.
Omfaye you screwed my sister!
omfaye by SquidGiraffe June 23, 2014

omgjamescharles 

A James Charles stan on Twitter and Instagram. He’s crazy obsessed with boys.
Len: you know that horny james charles stan
Edgar: oh you mean omgjamescharles?
omgjamescharles by omgjamescharles September 14, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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