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A term that is a combination of exaggerated expressions of shock and intense laughter

OMFG + LMFAO = OMFAO!
MAN: DUDE I ATE DOG FOOD TODAY!

MAN 2: OMFAO!! THATS WEIRD...
OMFAO! by FUNNNAAAYY May 31, 2009
Words you can keep
Off My Fucking Ass Obliterated

An adjective describing a state of drunkenness during which the intoxicated individual is drunk enough to believe that 3+4 equals...5. An awesome state of being.
I was LMFAO when I saw the OMFAO people stumbling out of the bar.
OMFAO by OMFAOmath May 22, 2011
Related Words
OMFAO! omao OMFO olfao olmfao Omao apple OMFA OMFAG Omfah Omfgos
When you mispell 'lmao' on accident.
Person 1: OMAO THATS SO FUNNY!
Person 2: How did you mispell omao we're speaking.
omao by Super God 6969 September 30, 2020
OMFAAAAA.
OMFA.
Is to shout

"OH MY FUCKING ALLAH!!!"
Because it is that cool.
We love our terrorists.

<3
OMFA. THAT TERRORIST JUST FUCKED THAT ALLAH.
<3
OMFA by LegallyInLove December 21, 2010
OMFO is an acronym of an exclamation of surprise where the terminal "O" stands for "Obama"; namely "Oh My Fucking Obama". OMFO is derivative of similar acronyms where either "God" (OMFG)or "Science" (OMFS)is used as the the terminal pro/noun.
As used in text based electronic communication: "OMFO! I can't believe (insert something you can't believe here)!"
OMFO by alcoholiday February 5, 2009
Oh My Fucking Ass God

Most extreme version of omg, omfg. Currently the MOST extreme.

Note: this word is not actually said, the abbreviation is only used in typing, for example, in a chat room
Hold on... I think I'm getting hacked... OMFAG!! I just lost control of my other computer: it's going berserk!! OMFAG... it's transferring all my confidential files!! SHIT.
OMFAG by PathDaemon April 29, 2004
Often Mistaken For a Homosexual
Male 1: That guy on our basketball team is such a faggot.

Male 2: No, no he has a girlfriend. He is clearly the omfah type of guy.
Omfah by matnjo May 4, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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