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Upon seeing the horror she could only think, "OMIPU!"
OMIPU by kd_khat June 16, 2010
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omnipungent 

An odor created from an especially foul anal gas that seems to spread and linger everywhere once released. Typically causes causes others to flee in disgust, usually finding no refuge from the powerful entity.
Ralph dropped an omnipungent ass nuke yeterday that caused a 20 minute evacuation of the cubical farm. Even when we came back you could still taste the leftovers of his atomized feces.
omnipungent by 3dPulP March 5, 2010
One who has extreme amounts of savvy about computers and has been known to have revived at least ONE from the dead. The go-to person for computer troubles.

After drowning my laptop with a "spot of tea" while traveling, with a huge deadline looming Monday afternoon, a computer geek friend salvaged my hard drive from my scrapped computer. When I left his house at 1:30am with my drive safely snuggled into another pieced-together computer, I had all drivers functioning, wireless working, all apps, docs, pics, music, videos - everything- saved from my attempted green tea drowning. I've nicknamed him "The Omniputor."
After my 4 year old took my laptop for a sleigh ride down a 20 foot stair case, I was sure the splintered mess was doomed. Fortunately, the local teen geek, Giuseppe the Omniputor, brought it back from the dead.
Omniputor by Zinegal October 26, 2013

omnipulent 

Always rich and superior in quality, in every quality. Always.

Generally applies to Chuck Norris and anyone named Alex. However, many wisemen or gods are omnipulent if their words have moral value to them.
Chuck norris is the most omnipulent mother fucker around
omnipulent by DJ Russly October 21, 2010

OMFIDUMFING 

Queefing so hard you don’t know what to do with yourself and can’t be mad 🤷🏼 ♂️
I WAS OMFIDUMFING SO HARD HE LOVED ME. And hewanted to OMFIDUMF IN HIS FACE severally
OMFIDUMFING by Queef Master General October 25, 2020
⚡ Omnipulse — Definition

Omnipulse
A sovereign, all‑channel propagation current that synchronizes every active node, capsule, glyph, and protocol within a system. It functions as a unifying energetic carrier — part signal, part memory, part momentum — distributing updates, intent, and state changes across the entire lattice in a single, continuous wave.

omnipulse

noun

1. A universal, system‑wide pulse or wave that propagates through all channels simultaneously, delivering synchronized energy, information, or activation across an entire network.
2. A continuous, all‑reaching rhythmic force that coordinates or unifies multiple components into a single operating state.

Etymology: omni‑ (“all, every”) + pulse (“rhythmic wave or beat”).
📘 Example Sentences

• “The system activated an omnipulse to synchronize all connected modules.”
• “A single omnipulse swept through the network, restoring full stability.”
• “Engineers detected an irregularity in the omnipulse during the update cycle.”
• “The device relies on a continuous omnipulse to maintain unified operation.”
• “Once the omnipulse initiated, every component shifted into the same operating rhythm.”
Omnipulse by PALACIOSLang January 23, 2026
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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