omnipungent 

An odor created from an especially foul anal gas that seems to spread and linger everywhere once released. Typically causes causes others to flee in disgust, usually finding no refuge from the powerful entity.

Ralph dropped an omnipungent ass nuke yeterday that caused a 20 minute evacuation of the cubical farm. Even when we came back you could still taste the leftovers of his atomized feces.

omnipungent by 3dPulP March 5, 2010

omnitangent 

coming from the words omnipresent and tangent, it means that your are constantly thinking about everything at the same time and the thoughts are completely off topic

Thinking about 12 different topics at the same time whilst talking to friends and yet the thoughts have nothing to do with the conversation, thats omnitangent

omnitangent by Impurity 65 March 26, 2008

omnipulent 

Always rich and superior in quality, in every quality. Always.

Generally applies to Chuck Norris and anyone named Alex. However, many wisemen or gods are omnipulent if their words have moral value to them.

Chuck norris is the most omnipulent mother fucker around

omnipulent by DJ Russly October 21, 2010

omnitangential 

1. Divergence and marginal relevance in every direction.

This omnitangential message board thread is going nowhere.

omnitangential by Hollow are the Ori May 19, 2006