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Old Ladies in a Bath Tub 

A terrible taste much like that you would find if you scooped out some bath water from the tub in which old ladies were bathing!

Who wants to do that? Not I.
Note that this bath water contains senile old lady germs. Which are no fun.
I aint payin for this here coolatta. It tastes like OLD LADIES IN A BATH TUB.

tattooed old ladies 

what the USA will be full of, 40 and more years from now.
Enjoy your inkjobs now, girls; in 40 years you'll all be so sagged out or so overweight that all you'll be is a bunch of tattooed old ladies appealing to NOBODY!

Flying Old Ladies 

1. 3 or more best friends who will spend the rest of their lifes making fun of eachother and go on a cruise when there old ladies.

2. Old ladies who are best friends that can fly
1. Have you seen Titanic? Theres a flying old lady in it! Where are the other flying old ladies?
Flying Old Ladies by rainrainreyna February 20, 2011

rolling old ladies 

Where did you get all of these watches?

‘I was rolling old ladies for them!’
rolling old ladies by Mijopod December 18, 2017

r/OldLadiesBakingPies 

As the name suggests, it’s old ladies baking pies but with a twist
The twist? All of the post titles are made similar to titles found in pornography
Person 1: “hey have you checked out r/OldLadiesBakingPies?
Person 2: “no I haven’t. Sounds nice though”
Person 1: “yeah it’s pretty cool”
Person 2 after checking out the subreddit: “WHAT THE FU-”

Olladies 

"man i need a girlfriend"
"there's one thirsty woman i know"
"Yeah, man who is it... Is it a olladies "
"yeah man"
"get that shit away from me"
Olladies by HARDITtheHERB March 19, 2019
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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