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a spanish term which means asshole, or stingy. Used in various occasions such as these.

Chuy: May i have some of those cookies.
Jerry: No
Chuy: No seas ojete guey.

ojete by chuy ayala July 3, 2005

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Ojete

Spanish vernacular for asshole. Either used as a noun referring to the anus or an adjective, commonly in a negative light.

noun-Damnnn!!!! That's a tight ojete!

adj.-Karla, tu eres un ojete!

Ojete by El Remo February 10, 2008

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Ojete

Latinamerican term (most used in Mexico) used to define a person who always gets what he or she wants. Sometimes is also used as an insult, like lacra or cabron.

Hey, you f*cked my cousin. Ojete!!
Que onda vos ojete, devolveme mi libro.

Ojete by Chente November 10, 2004

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WTF-ometer

A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.

The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!

WTF-ometer by talk2me-JCH2 November 5, 2017

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ometere

An ometere is a smart, independent girl, who cares for her family and friends and never lets anyone down. She hates fakeness and she’s always up for a challenge

That’s a kind of OMETERE I need in my life.
Omg she must be OMETERE

ometere by Lalalalax November 25, 2018

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oMeteor

A person who is from a land, filled with sand. One who lives in a desert like environment.

My friend lives in Egypt we call him oMeteor because he is always talking about the sandy living conditions

oMeteor by GP community November 5, 2019

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Slut-ometer

The innate sense that most males are born with that tells them who is a slut, who isn't, and how much of a slut that person is. Often expressed with beeping noises.

Dude 1: Look at that chick wearing the tube-top!
Dude 2: Slut-ometer is on!
Dude 3: beep-beep-beep...
(girl gets closer)
Dude 3: BEEPBEEPBEEP

Slut-ometer by WadeWilson January 27, 2010

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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