ojete

a spanish term which means asshole, or stingy. Used in various occasions such as these.

Chuy: May i have some of those cookies.
Jerry: No
Chuy: No seas ojete guey.

by chuy ayala July 3, 2005

Ojete

Spanish vernacular for asshole. Either used as a noun referring to the anus or an adjective, commonly in a negative light.

noun-Damnnn!!!! That's a tight ojete!

adj.-Karla, tu eres un ojete!

by El Remo February 10, 2008

Ojete

Latinamerican term (most used in Mexico) used to define a person who always gets what he or she wants. Sometimes is also used as an insult, like lacra or cabron.

Hey, you f*cked my cousin. Ojete!!
Que onda vos ojete, devolveme mi libro.

by Chente November 10, 2004

WTF-ometer

A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.

The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!

by talk2me-JCH2 November 5, 2017

ometere

An ometere is a smart, independent girl, who cares for her family and friends and never lets anyone down. She hates fakeness and she’s always up for a challenge

That’s a kind of OMETERE I need in my life.
Omg she must be OMETERE

by Lalalalax November 25, 2018

oMeteor

A person who is from a land, filled with sand. One who lives in a desert like environment.

My friend lives in Egypt we call him oMeteor because he is always talking about the sandy living conditions

by GP community November 5, 2019

Slut-ometer

The innate sense that most males are born with that tells them who is a slut, who isn't, and how much of a slut that person is. Often expressed with beeping noises.

Dude 1: Look at that chick wearing the tube-top!
Dude 2: Slut-ometer is on!
Dude 3: beep-beep-beep...
(girl gets closer)
Dude 3: BEEPBEEPBEEP

by WadeWilson January 27, 2010