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Short-hand for the Ontario Hockey League. This is the testing grounds for North America's best and brightest NHL potentials. Popular high-school girls are magnetically attracted to the male players for no clear reason other than the fact that they play hockey in the O. These girls often travel great distances to attend hockey games and surrender all human contact with their peers.

This "brain-drain" of popular, good-looking girls from high-schools is a hurdle for anyone wishing to go out with the "hot girl."
Person 1: "Oh my God, Candy is so hot, I want to take her out and get her drunk. Then she will love me and I will be accepted as a human being."

Person 2: "Sorry bud, shes going out with a guy in the OHL. You're only going to get sweet, slow hand love until you realize that hot girls only go out with guys in the O."
OHL by Dr. Kickass May 20, 2006
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OHLOL OHL OhLAWDY ohler OHL Goggles OHLAP ohlay ohlegacy ohlhauting ohlhit

OHL Goggles 

The phrase in which Ontario Hockey League players that are unattractive are actually attractive simply because they are in the OHL.
*Two girls watching an OHL game*
"Is #72 attractive or not?"
"I cant tell, I've got my OHL Goggles on."
OHL Goggles by puckslut January 24, 2015
-A greeting used by friends in meeting up or upon sharing booze.

-A band that recently started out in London, Ontario (otherwise known as O-Lay).
- A standard greeting as follows: "Ohlay, Mike!" "Good beer, Ohlay".

- Found on MySpace.
ohlay by Rockin_Sioux December 12, 2008
Lars Ohly is the oposite to garfunky. This is becouse Lars Ohly was a great viking who raviged varius pubs and discos during the 70 in western europe and has become known as Lars the destroyer of hippies.

So the corect definision of Lars Ohly is non-hippy.
Have you seen canibal corpse? They are so Lars Ohly, i mean grove out man!
Lars Ohly by hax max October 29, 2009
A highly southern accented version of, "Oh lord".
OhLAWDY by Inkiw March 23, 2008
The absolute highest form of LOL that has been achieved to this date, it is a super amplified version of OLOL which it self is quite a powerful LOL variant.
Guy 1: Is there a slight possibility that George W. Bush is actually an intelligent man??

Guy 2: OHLOL!
OHLOL by OPX August 1, 2007