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The exact moment of realization that you have done something insanely stupid.
I just left my keys in the car with the engine running! Ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit ohshit!!!
Ohshit by likeyehokwhatev October 26, 2005

Ohshitdamnfuckow!

An exclamatory remark after being inflicted with pain. Can also be used as a replacement for "oh snap!"

Originates from the human brain not being able to decide which vulgarity to use.
*after being hurt
<person smashes finger>
Person: ohshitdamnfuckow!
Person 2: ...?

*in replacement to "oh snap!" Etc
Mountie: what are you doing in canada?
Leo: what are YOU doing in canada?
Mountie: ohshitdamnfuckow! that hoser owned you!

OHSHIT moment 

An OHSHIT moment is the instant between the pain and screaming, or the first time you smell Paris Hilton's cooch. (Maybe a mix of both.) Any sort of moment where you are bound to freak out has an OHSHIT, big or small. Here you may yell out a shitplitive, begin to cry, or crap yourself. Or all three.
(An example of an OHSHIT moment)

In Johnny's head-

'OHSHIT, definitely not having kids now.'
OHSHIT moment by Frank Rider August 22, 2009

ohshitshespregnantitis 

the reaction you get when you find out you wife girlfriend or a random one night stand tells you shes pregnant.
jon: dude whats wrong with you
luke: you remember that girl i slept with about a month ago?
jon: yeah what about her?
luke: she told me shes pregnant
jon: ha thats funny ill be you have ohshitshespregnantitis right?
ohshitshespregnantitis by fl321chris November 29, 2011

Ohshitno 

An exclamation often used when something bad is about to happen, and is often said so incredibly fast that it almost doesn't sound like a word.
person 1: (about to spill staining substance on carpeted surface)
person 2: Ohshitno don't!
Ohshitno by Jibbity Jub-Jub April 8, 2015
the best twitch streamer and the best gamer (POGGERS!) HE WOULD BEAT TECHNOBLADE BECAUS EHE IS BETTER THAN HIM TECHNOBLADE 1V1 HIM!
Person 1: Hey are you good at Video Games?
Person 2: Yes... duh, Im OhWhite
OhWhite by OhWhite March 30, 2021