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When you figure out your girlfriend has Crabs-Oh Crap
Oh crap by Jvandy11 March 18, 2009
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When your mom is around and you don’t want to say “oh shit
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Oh Crap! 

The word used to express your shock right before you get into a car crash.
Oh Crap! by Norma Jean October 27, 2005

oh crap strap 

Often found in SUVs. If the driver is going too fast, you will grab for the oh crap strap for stability.

See also oh shit handle.
Jess started accelerating before we got to the bump so I grabbed the oh crap strap and kissed my ass good-bye. We flew through the fucking air at 70 mph!
What you say the moment you realize you blew it, sometimes even when you didn't screw up beyond. It's always said or thought before an imminent mishap, like falling down the stairs, or breaking something in which case more severe profanity is utilized immediately afterwards. By now you know what I mean. It's also an expression of embarrassment.
"You have toilet paper stuck to your shoe."

"Oh, crap!"
Oh, crap by werallsonsofbitches December 16, 2009

oh craperdoodle 

and expected accident
oh craperdoodle, jason dident fill up the gas tank