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Acronym: Obsessive-compulsive television disorder. People who suffer from OCTVD have unwanted and repeated thoughts, feelings, ideas, sensations (obsessions), or behaviors that make them feel driven to do something (compulsions) specifically while viewing television.
"My girlfriend always has to have the TV volume set to, like, odd numbers or multiples of 5." "Damn, bro. Your girl mus' have OCTVD. I read about that shit. It's messed up."
OCTVD by Quato November 27, 2012
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Stands for: Obsessive Compulsive Texting Disorder

A psychological disorder characterized by the inability to put down one's cell phone or Blackberry to stop texting for more than two seconds in order to carry on a conversation. Victim's of this affliction are virtually oblivious to the fact that their behavior is rude and insulting.
Jesus, Tom you came in my office to talk to me about something and you can't leave that stupid cell phone alone. What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you have OCTD or something?
OCTD by Larry Tiita September 22, 2009
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Loving Father. Caring Husband. Secret Octopus.
Guy 1: Something looks weird about that guy

Guy 2: He just looks like a normal guy to me

Octodad: *blub*
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an era of eight years.
a decade consists of ten years, while an octade has only eight.
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A working octopus father who tries his hardest to provide for his family. With his bright orange appearance, he stumbles around the house trying to complete basic tasks using his tentacle grip.
Octodad is my rolemodel because he perseveres through the most difficult of tasks.
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Octodrop 

To take 8 pills at once.
Person 1: I'm considering octodropping this weekend.
Person 2: Nice....
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Known among "medical" circles as 'Obsessive Compulsive Twittering Disorder", the symptoms of this impulsive disorder include: the compulsive desire to stay within a five foot radius of any device connected to Twitter and exhibiting anger at whomsoever disturbes them while posting updates. This neurological disorder can be completely cured by pulling the plug on the internet connection in the diseased person's home.
"Mike, come downstairs and have some dinner!"
"No, Mom. I'm retweeting an update made by Jeremy."
"I'm worried about you OCTD, so I've had your father disable all internet access within our home."
"Nooooooooo!"
*gunshotgunshot*
"I don't have OCTD!"
OCTD by AlexisL:) December 12, 2009
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

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