Manhead and Anal Dong went to Luton on a course, Anal Dong was trying to bust some moves on a old hoe at the brache, Manhead called Anal Dong a OApaedo,
the opposite of a paedophile, a young person (nominaly in mid teens) who spends their social time with old people and/or doing old peoples pass-times e.g lawn bowls
Guy 1: you coming out later
Guy B: na im going down to play bowls with the afternooners
A younger person who has sex with pensioners.
(These people are usually called Lee Golding.)
Not in the slightly kinky Mrs Robinson way.
The Oapeado is into humping grey matter.
They will not be put off by false teeth or incontinence infact it's often a desirable attribute.
Oh my goodness, you fucked her/him/they!
They're like 80yrs old, you Oapeado!