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oapaedophile 

Someone who is attracted to old aged pensioners.
1 - How old's your new girlfriend?
2 - 78
1 - What?!?!?!? You is only 21, you're a blatant oapaedophile
oapaedophile by SteveMcDonald February 3, 2009
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Someone who is sexually attracted to older people.

Pronounced "oh ay peedo".
Guy #1: Dude Madonna is so freaking hot!
Guy #2: Are you serious!? She's like 75!
Guy #1: She's still hot, asshole!
Guy #2: You're such an OAPaedo.
OAPaedo by Beeth October 5, 2007
When one finds the much older woman very attractive going out his way to make a advance on her..
Manhead and Anal Dong went to Luton on a course, Anal Dong was trying to bust some moves on a old hoe at the brache, Manhead called Anal Dong a OApaedo,
OApaedo by tobycavery1 February 21, 2009
the opposite of a paedophile, a young person (nominaly in mid teens) who spends their social time with old people and/or doing old peoples pass-times e.g lawn bowls
Guy 1: you coming out later

Guy B: na im going down to play bowls with the afternooners

Guy 1: you're such an OAPeedo
OAPeedo by Lynx Fever September 20, 2009
A younger person who has sex with pensioners.
(These people are usually called Lee Golding.)

Not in the slightly kinky Mrs Robinson way.
The Oapeado is into humping grey matter.
They will not be put off by false teeth or incontinence infact it's often a desirable attribute.
Oh my goodness, you fucked her/him/they!
They're like 80yrs old, you Oapeado!
Oapeado by CB4PEE-OH! August 13, 2025
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026