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Someone who is sexually attracted to older people.

Pronounced "oh ay peedo".
Guy #1: Dude Madonna is so freaking hot!
Guy #2: Are you serious!? She's like 75!
Guy #1: She's still hot, asshole!
Guy #2: You're such an OAPaedo.
OAPaedo by Beeth October 5, 2007
Words you can keep
When one finds the much older woman very attractive going out his way to make a advance on her..
Manhead and Anal Dong went to Luton on a course, Anal Dong was trying to bust some moves on a old hoe at the brache, Manhead called Anal Dong a OApaedo,
OApaedo by tobycavery1 February 21, 2009
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Someone who pedos on Old Age Pensioners.
"Lets go to the old peoples' home"
"No, you fackn' OAPedo!"
OAPedo by Hecky May 1, 2009

oapaedophile 

Someone who is attracted to old aged pensioners.
1 - How old's your new girlfriend?
2 - 78
1 - What?!?!?!? You is only 21, you're a blatant oapaedophile
oapaedophile by SteveMcDonald February 3, 2009
the opposite of a paedophile, a young person (nominaly in mid teens) who spends their social time with old people and/or doing old peoples pass-times e.g lawn bowls
Guy 1: you coming out later

Guy B: na im going down to play bowls with the afternooners

Guy 1: you're such an OAPeedo
OAPeedo by Lynx Fever September 20, 2009
A younger person who has sex with pensioners.
(These people are usually called Lee Golding.)

Not in the slightly kinky Mrs Robinson way.
The Oapeado is into humping grey matter.
They will not be put off by false teeth or incontinence infact it's often a desirable attribute.
Oh my goodness, you fucked her/him/they!
They're like 80yrs old, you Oapeado!
Oapeado by CB4PEE-OH! August 13, 2025
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