O.C.D.

Is an acronym which stands for

Oversized Cock Disorder, and describes an individual who is packing at least 10 inches

I was going to put the hurt on Donna last night until she informed me her last boyfriend had O.C.D. I said what’s the big deal about obsessive compulsive disorder, there are ways to handle it. She responded by saying there is no way to “handle” someone with OCD, then informed me it stands for Oversized Cock Disorder. I asked how big this dong was, and she informed me 12 inches hard. Needless to say, I would have to give it to her 6 times if she wanted 12 from this guy. Ouch!

O.C.D. by Tee Cee Deez April 9, 2020

O.C.D.

Obsessive Corona Distancing.

My wife refuses to have sex with me unless I’m six feet away... I think she has O.C.D.

O.C.D. by robpunzel April 1, 2020

O.C.D 

Obsessive Cudi Disorder, same as normal o.c.d but with Cudi instead!

Puni has an O.C.D at the moment as Kid Cudi's new album was released. While smoking a blunt.

O.C.D by PUNI CPT Flamingo June 9, 2011

O C'd 

Being promised something beyond one's capability of delivering it only to continue to behave positively even though the customer is obviously distressed. Used in business when marketing a product simply for marketing's sake.

Person 1: Do You still think Orlando City's motto should "Defy Expectations"?
Person 2: Hell no! They O c'd us and now I can't resell these worthless season tickets because nobody wants to go the games.

O C'd by KatSpinner1 December 23, 2017

O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder) 

A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.

Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.

You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).

O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder) by Far Far Away August 29, 2010

O.C.D. texts 

O.C.D.-Obssessive Compulsive Disorder
Texts-messages received by a mobile device sent by another mobile device.

An O.C.D. text is when you constantly check your mobile device to see if you have a new text message but you still dont have any new texts. Sometimes the phone is checked multiple times within seconds and there are still no new texts.

Little Jonny: I just responded to Sally. Let me see if she texted back yet. Nope not yet.

5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet.

5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet.

5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet.

Little Timmy: Stop checking your O.C.D. texts.

O.C.D. texts by ballerboy[07]94 March 2, 2011

O.C.C.D. 

Obsessive Compulsive Computer Disorder. When someone cannot accept what people say in casual conversation as being truth until they look it up on their computer or internet accessible phone. Symptoms include frequent googling at the dinner table, church or other inappropriate places.

Heather is so O.C.C.D. She cannot even sit through a conversation without going onto her phone to see if what people are saying is true.

O.C.C.D. by HAPPER November 2, 2008