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B.A.D.O.A.K. 

BADOAK is a balloon rights society that works to prevent balloon abuse in all its many forms. BADOAK stands for "Balloons (And comrades of balloons) Against All Kinds of Discrimination." It was created by Seershe Boo Rentals and Rarry in 2017, and continues to stay active today, doing vital work for balloons in need. While BADOAK doesn't get much media attention, it has appeared in a New York Times op-ed titled: "Balloons Rights: Say What?"
Person 1: "Hey, do you know what B.A.D.O.A.K. is?"
Person 2: "Its this really cool organisation that I pledged my allegiance to and--"
Person 1: "Woah, woah, woah... the only thing I pledge my allegiance to is The Lord!"
Person 2: "Why am I friends with you again?"
B.A.D.O.A.K. by SeersheBooRentals October 4, 2018
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I wish rns would just F.O.A.D
F.O.A.D by Chocobo December 3, 2003

F.O.A.D. 

I'm an official member of Jonathan Davis' F.O.A.D. club!
F.O.A.D. by i.have.issues May 13, 2006

L.O.A.D.D. 

L.O.A.D.D. stands for Lack Of Attention Deficit Disorder.

"LOADD" is a disorder defined as a constant feeling of laziness and general lack of motivation. Persons with "LOADD" (Commonly referred to as "Loads") have a tough time doing everyday tasks such us walking to the refrigerator or finding the remote.

LOADD symptoms can interfere with one's ability to get the most out of their capabilities, establish and maintain relationships, and maintain a general sense of dignity.
Hey, did they make your diagnosis yet, are you a total L.O.A.D.D.?
L.O.A.D.D. by brianz3450 August 7, 2009
1.) Weapon Of Ass Destruction or Weapons Of Ass Destruction
2.) An extra long and thick penis
3.) Hedgehog Ron Jeremy
4.) Also a movie from porn industry based on Saddam Hussein's "imaginary" weapons of mass destruction
1.) "Hedgehog" Ron Jeremy is endowed with a W.O.A.D
2.) Certain races in Sudan and Somalia are genetically endowed with extra long and thick penises that can be categorized W.O.A.D
3.) MY buddy Omar has a W.O.A.D according to his girlfriends I have met.
W.O.A.D by ShazzSpazz August 26, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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