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Noun; A spittoon, repurposed for the accumulation of ejaculatory fluid.

Verb; Jacking it to a cartoon television show, be it the cast, setting, or context of situation.
'I use my nuttoon responsibly, away from children, immature adults, and Golden Retrievers'

'God damn dude, you just bought the 13 Liter model last week, this motherfucker is halfway full!'
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Benjamin Nutton

Basically reverse roadhead. A girl is operating a vehicle while performing oral sex on the passenger.
A common street whore offered Chuck Nuts a Benjamin Nutton while on the way to a late night Denny's meal while O'Brian on Roids was barking out of the window at bitches on Fee Lane. Lacombe could have been involved in the process but he decided to be a pussy bitch.
Benjamin Nutton by A501 November 16, 2009
Related Words

nuttonymous 

anonymous testicles balls- nuts -knards
thank you daddy for being completely nuttonymous.
nuttonymous by Wirmjams December 30, 2018

jimmy nuttron

When you bust a nut so hard your IQ goes up
I busted a jimmy nuttron before our math test
jimmy nuttron by Jimmy Nuttron November 14, 2019
Sticking one's nose in a partner's belly button in a repeated in and out motion.
Guy: Can i have a blowjob tonight?
Girl: No, but I'll nutton you
Nutton by belly fucker December 2, 2013

Jimmy NUTTRON

its me Payton im in disguise and this is a meme very good meme
BOB: SUCCCCCCC ME JIMMY NUTTRON

nuttooth 

when a dude gets hit in the balls and every other dude in the room feels it
"Yeah, Joe got kicked in the balls and I got a nuttooth connection"
nuttooth by mantis_shrimp February 21, 2020