mantis_shrimp's definitions

reverse outed

When someone states that you are in fact straight when you are not.

Bob: I know John is straight
John: I just got reverse outed

by mantis_shrimp January 14, 2019

nuttooth

when a dude gets hit in the balls and every other dude in the room feels it

"Yeah, Joe got kicked in the balls and I got a nuttooth connection"

by mantis_shrimp February 21, 2020

soft restart

where you sign out and back in instead of restarting the computer as a faster but less effective solution to bugs and whatnot

"i just soft restarted my computer. It fixed the problem I had with Fallout New Vegas"

by mantis_shrimp January 9, 2019

love boner

a desire to love someone in a non sexual way

Damn, i've got a love boner for Bryelle. That's someone i would watch a movie and cuddle with

by mantis_shrimp September 5, 2019

Pothole Fix

when your car is making a strange noise, you hit a pothole, and it goes away. Pothole fix.

car: whirrrrrrr clank bop
pothole: I gotcha fam. I'll pothole fix you
*kachunk*
*Silence*

by mantis_shrimp April 29, 2019

todd

A slang term for an extremely large, black dildo, covered in sparkles. Can be used to confuse people.

Person 1:My mom stuck todd in her ass last night
Person 2: what the fuck

by mantis_shrimp May 8, 2018

Ugandan Chungus

"Ugandan Chungus" means "I'm a fucking retard" in every language.

Me: hi
Retard: ugandan chungus lol
me, writing on clipboard: severely mentally disabled, belongs in insane asylum

by mantis_shrimp March 15, 2019