mantis_shrimp's definitions

dog whistle

a secret whistle used by dogs so they can identify each other as members of the cool whistling dog club

*dog whistle*
ayy it's Fido! Those scones you brought to the last meeting were bomb!

by mantis_shrimp August 3, 2020

nuttooth

when a dude gets hit in the balls and every other dude in the room feels it

"Yeah, Joe got kicked in the balls and I got a nuttooth connection"

by mantis_shrimp February 21, 2020

love boner

a desire to love someone in a non sexual way

Damn, i've got a love boner for Bryelle. That's someone i would watch a movie and cuddle with

by mantis_shrimp September 5, 2019

Pothole Fix

when your car is making a strange noise, you hit a pothole, and it goes away. Pothole fix.

car: whirrrrrrr clank bop
pothole: I gotcha fam. I'll pothole fix you
*kachunk*
*Silence*

by mantis_shrimp April 29, 2019

Pfart

A pfart happens when you're taking a whiz and you fart, therefore releasing a high pressure piss stream.

*peeing*
PFART
SPLASH

by mantis_shrimp April 10, 2019

Ugandan Chungus

"Ugandan Chungus" means "I'm a fucking retard" in every language.

Me: hi
Retard: ugandan chungus lol
me, writing on clipboard: severely mentally disabled, belongs in insane asylum

by mantis_shrimp March 15, 2019

medic chain

a term used in tf2 when a medic healing someone is taking fire, so another medic heals the original medic to keep them alive.

medic: i need a medic!

medic 2: i gotchu fam. medic chain activate.

by mantis_shrimp January 26, 2019