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A word of endearment towards another most similar to calling someone a c**t in Australia
Person: *Literally anything
Me: Yeah Yeah Nutson
Nutson by JordanBigEars July 30, 2021
(adj.) something or someone that goes beyond crazy.
"You're such a nutso! You ate my pet bird, tweety!"
Nutso by Neha April 11, 2004

Nuts on the Table

A drinking game which two people play. One must get drunk, and then place his nuts on the table, which the other person is required to slam as hard as possible. If they pass out, then they have to wake up and take another drink.
First shown in Yugioh GX: The Abriged Series Ep. 8
Not suggested to actually be played be real people.
"Anyways, Nuts on the Table!"
"Okay, so I put my nuts on the table. Now what happens?"
"Now I do this! *slam*"
*person passes out"

nuts on the road 

An expression meaning OK. Like Hell Yeah, Nuts on the Road is an expression used to signify that something is going well, or that something is a good idea. First coined on Mock The Week.
Andy: Want to go out for a drink later?
Russell: Nuts on the road I do!
nuts on the road by Benji H October 2, 2007
A nutsock is a sock in which you repeatedly masturbate into, until it is all crusty and rock like and continue to throw it at the bitch that has driven you to crust up the sock to that degree, knocking her out.
Girl: "Eww why the hell is this sock rock hard and crusty"
Guy:" It's a nutsock, I need it cause you're a fat ass bitch and that sock lets me nut inside it"
Nutsock by Falcon691 May 21, 2013

nuts on your chin 

it actually means she is sucking you deep throat. otherwise she wouldn't actually have your nuts on her chin.
sista if u suck on my dick i'll put my nuts on your chin
nuts on your chin by KroSS October 7, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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