nutcup

magic wicca word used to unlock a woman's longing for the male nutsack; must be said in low voice while engaging in coitus in the bathtub eating nuts (preferably pistachios); often said in couplets to expedite orgasmic nut pleasure

1. "nutcup, baby, nutcup" {thrust, immediate orgasm follows}
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by Monkey, Nubbin, and Pooper May 13, 2005

Nutcup

(nutcup) using 2 sponges, and a thin plastic glove, insert the sponges into a styrofoam cup and put the glove around them. Proceed to fuck the shit out of it as if it were a Fleshlight.

Man I made an awesome nutcup last night! That thing was better than my girlfriend!

by Yeeznutt May 21, 2017

Nutmuppet

A nice but dim middle aged man

Your dad is a nutmuppet

by Lord Yorby April 11, 2021

nutcupping

The tendency of large gaming guilds to hold hands during battle in order to more profoundly zerg a smaller guild

boy B&I and KGB sure love nutcupping

by Allen1501 June 22, 2005

Nutsupplier

A person who gives (supplies) pleasure to others

They call me the Nutsupplier, because I supplied your mom with the nut.

by Nutsupplier May 18, 2020

Nut Cup

When someone nuts and the nut finds its way into a red solo cup (undigested). Only if the nut has time to ruminate within the cup, its magical fermented nut cup essence can be absorbed. It will fumigate the room it is left in and those who come across it can give nut cup to others.

Ben: do you have nut cup?
Evan: yer I drank one last night.

by nut cup April 22, 2022

nut cup

This game was created by Derek Borden and Scott Stephenson. It orginated in Leduc, Alberta back in the summer of 2007. A thrilling sport in which two players face off in a head to head battle. Players stand about 8 feet away from a cup and to shoot nuts into the cup. At the start of the game both players each get one shot (or roll) to see who can get their nut closer. Who ever has the closer nut gets to chose if they want to shot first or second. Shooting second is called "the hammer". If a game has already ready been played then the winner gets choice. The first shooter takes 4 shots. If any nuts roll behind the shooting line or to far in any direction they become unusable for the rest of the match. Goals are scored when nuts get shot into the cup and stay in. After all the players shots are taken he now has to retreive his nuts. Any other nuts found he can use for the duration of the game. The second shooter takes his turn and when hes done its the end of the first quarter. The game is made up of 4 quarters. Winner is whe player with the most goals. If both players are tied, then the game goes into a overtime shootout. Players will now shoot nut for nut. Once someone scores the other player gets one shot to anwser back reguardless of who shot first. If the other shooter does score the overtime continues as it was. If the player does not answer back then the goal scorer in the winner. The loser has to pick up the nuts.

Derek is last years Nut Cup champion. Barry is a Nut Cup veteran. Scott is a dirty Nut Cup player.

by Gord Brown May 8, 2008