Nut Pucker

A Child who seruptitiously pucks his nuts

I nut puckered your dad

by Hjjddgbbjj December 22, 2020

Indianapolis Nut Packer

Whilst engaging in a doggy style bone session...The challenging yet eloquent art of gripping one's cock and ball pouch with the dominant hand and swiftly inserting the meaty package into the unsuspecting anus of the sexual partner. Sans lube.

Man, Sage was so hammered last night that I threw her an Indianapolis Nut Packer and she barely flinched!

by El Pablo Guapo Dos January 12, 2017

Pecker nut

Like a fuck nut, but with a pecker glued to the front of your head.

Hey Pecker nut, get me a drink.

by Camper69 January 22, 2011

Nutsucker Pussypucker

A strong alcoholic beverage made with a combination of Everclear, Vodka, Triple Sec, Wild Berry Schnapps, and Boonsfarm Hawaiian Punch mixed with pineapple juice, V8 Splash and Fruit Drink. Beverage should be mixed in a 5 gallon mop bucket and garnished with sliced apples and oranges. Serve with Ice.

This drink is so delicious that it feels like you are getting your nuts sucked by a second class ho, however, it is so strong, your mouth puckers like a contracted vagina.

Nate: "What are we drinking tonight?"
Nick: "Shit nigs! I just made me some nutsucker pussypucker!"
Nate: "Hell yea! I'll call out sick now for tomorrow morning!"

by blacknwhiteorca May 16, 2009

nutbucker

a child prostitute around the ages of 14 and 15. You can usually find them in a dark alley or corner. they usually prefer 40 year old white men around 250 pounds.

Damn, i was with this short nutbucker yesterday.

That nutbucker only cost me 50 cents, she was so easy!

by yahomeskilletcracker March 3, 2008

Nutplucker

The undesirable act of having someone pluck your pubic hair off your balls one at a time, until you are smooth like a baby's ass.

That woman I met last night, whoah....she was a nutplucker!

by Goatblaster February 7, 2007

Nutbucker

a provacative and irrestible female. Someone that everybody loves. They dont like being called names. And if you play a prank on them you better watch your back.

I tried to screw with that nutbucker, but she got me back good.

Have you seen that nutbucker? she's a total knockout.

by Total Hottie January 29, 2008