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noustache 

(n.) The absence or lack of a moustache.
After he shaved, Admiral Adama walked around the ship to show off his conspicuous noustache to the crew.
noustache by Clark, Dick August 5, 2008
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nutstache 

1. The hair grown above the nuts after a ritualistic shaving.
2. The derogatory term for one who landscapes his crotch hair.
3. The hair grown by a northwoods lumberjack.
1. Brian Ohme has a fantanstic nutstache.
2. Brian Ohme is a fucking nutstache
3. Brian "He's a Lumberjack and he's OK" Ohme is a fucking nutstache
nutstache by A Friend September 3, 2003

nutstacker 

Nutstacker:
1. n. A person who engages in homosexual behavior.
2. n. syn. sausage-fest
3. adj. prep. of or relating to a dirty, smelly ball-sack.

rel.
nutstack: v. Engaging in homosexual behavior related to same-sex oral sex.
1.
Person 1: "John is so gay."
Person 2: "He is such a Nutstacker."

2.
Person: "The guy to girl ratio in here sucks, its like 3 dudes to 1 girl. Such a nutstacker in here."

3.
Person: Ew what's that smell in here? Smells like a nutstacker."
nutstacker by Oober Noober April 26, 2011

Nostache 

When a man has a moustache but you can't tell where the nose hair stops and the moustache begins.
"Man, Bill has a hell of a nostache going on.."
Nostache by Terrance Yothwater June 29, 2014
Word of the Day on July 10, 2014

nutsatchel 

your nutsack, scrotum...
that crazy bitch licked my nutsatchel
nutsatchel by JAniol12 December 30, 2007

Nubstacle 

a Nub-Obstacle. A common task that a person considers to be a major obstacle challenge to them, but others can perform said task without having to think about how do it. The Nub consistently required assistance with these tasks that are considered to be basic and he is threfore stuck on a Nubstacle.
A person is trying to fill their car up with gas and is having trouble getting the gas door open. They have been prying at the gas door with no success. This is a Nubstacle for them. The person on the other side of the gas pump comes over and shows them the gas door release lever inside of the car. they appreciate the help but them realize what a fool they have made of theirself.
Nubstacle by Fyreant February 14, 2012
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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