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When you use an infant as a one-time use fleshlight before immediately discarding of it.
JD: Hey, do you wanna go nurding this weekend?
Soichiro: yea I can bring my lil cousin, she’s ripe for the nurding.

JD: Sweet, wanna meet up at the nursery?

Soichiro: Yep, sounds like a plan, can’t wait to go nurding with you.
Nurding by Masterofgorp June 1, 2025

nursing handjob 

Giving a handjob to someone sucking on your tits.
"I asked her for a nursing handjoband she said yes!!"

Cock Nursing 

The act of laying your head on your male partners leg and softly suckling on his cock. Not meant for arousal, but instead a form of putting him to sleep while at the same time enjoying having his penis in your mouth to give you comfort. Sometimes can lead to ejaculation if done right. If you are into swallowing his cum, then it’s an added treat. But not the intention of the act of cock nursing.
Him: What did you wanna do tonight?

Her: I would really like suckle on your dick tonight. It helps me and you fall asleep and give me a big sense of comfort. I call it cock nursing.

Him: Ok. Enough said.
Cock Nursing by LadyBitz August 5, 2022

Nursing handjob 

The act of stroking one’s penis whilst said victim is in a lying or cradling position. Often times, this is assisted by breast sucking, hair/head play, and/or encouraging.
You position yourself to get in the nursing handjob position. You suck her breadts as she strokes your dick with one hand and lovingly pats your head with the other hand. She also calls you a good boy and tells you that you’re doing a good job as she gives you the nursing handjob.
Nursing handjob by HorniB0i February 24, 2023

Nerding out 

When you're discussing something geeky very intensely.

When you know a lot of information about something unusual, usually nerdy, and express it with great enthusiasm.
Bruce: Batman never killed his villains until Robin died, which is the only reason why people began to call him 'The Dark Knight'. And in the series 'The Dark Knight Returns', Robin was a girl after Jason died.

Wayne: Dude, relax. I only said I was excited for The Dark Knight.

Bruce: Sorry, I was nerding out for a minute there.
Nerding out by LadyHailey August 5, 2008

nursing a beer 

to take a long time to drink one beer
John: hey dude are you working toward your nursing major?
Max: no man, why?
John: because you have been nursing that beer all night

(Max was nursing a beer)
nursing a beer by Spaceoutboi November 13, 2015