Nurfing

What a person is said to be doing when 'Surfing' the web, but not actually looking for anything or doing anything in particular.

Surfing, but doing Nothing interesting.

Nurfing / Nurfin' / Snurfing

Useful when girlfriend MSN's you and asks you what your doing, but you can't really say "looking at pOrn on the internet honey".

Keri: Hey, what are you up to McQuills?

McQuills: Nurfing.

or

Computer Store guy: So, what will you mainly use the laptop for?

Shopper: Um, Nurfin'.

by TwoThumbsFresh March 13, 2009

nurfing

nurfing: the act of nude surfing; sexting; myspace slut-surfing

Nurfing is the act of adding random sluts within your area or in other area codes over myspace and facebook and getting their number and texting them. Once you get their number, you act like a super douche to them until the nude picture has been sent and then never talk to them again. Make sure that these sluts are at least 18, otherwise it is considered child porn.

Dude1: Hey i was nurfing last night and this bitch on myspace sent me some pics of her from behind and her pussy was fucking huge... here look.

* shows friend the pic*

Dude2: ... that's a fucking nutsack bro.

Dude1: oh... she still looks kinda hot from behind though.

by selir123 September 13, 2011

Nurfing

Asian Foreplay. usually consisting of eating Fish food off of ea other.

Dude, Last Night. Daniel and that hot asian chick where totally Nurfing on each other.

by Ubarinnu June 23, 2010

Nurfing Surfing

1. When you go surfing and throw Nerf balls at other Surfers.

2. When you go surfing on a board made of Nerf products.

3. Nurfing is the equivalent of 'gnarly' or 'awesome.

Person one: Hey, want to go Nurfing Surfing today?
Person two: Of course! I love Nurfing Surfing!

or.

Person one: Duuuude, these waves are so Nurfing!
Person two: Let's go Nurfing Surfing!?

by bd wing, bd wong, bd wang November 19, 2011

nursing handjob

Giving a handjob to someone sucking on your tits.

"I asked her for a nursing handjoband she said yes!!"

by Dicktonary Definer September 4, 2017

Cock Nursing

The act of laying your head on your male partners leg and softly suckling on his cock. Not meant for arousal, but instead a form of putting him to sleep while at the same time enjoying having his penis in your mouth to give you comfort. Sometimes can lead to ejaculation if done right. If you are into swallowing his cum, then it’s an added treat. But not the intention of the act of cock nursing.

Him: What did you wanna do tonight?

Her: I would really like suckle on your dick tonight. It helps me and you fall asleep and give me a big sense of comfort. I call it cock nursing.

Him: Ok. Enough said.

by LadyBitz August 5, 2022

Nursing handjob

The act of stroking one’s penis whilst said victim is in a lying or cradling position. Often times, this is assisted by breast sucking, hair/head play, and/or encouraging.

You position yourself to get in the nursing handjob position. You suck her breadts as she strokes your dick with one hand and lovingly pats your head with the other hand. She also calls you a good boy and tells you that you’re doing a good job as she gives you the nursing handjob.

by HorniB0i February 24, 2023