someone who always hangs out naked at home or spends time in nudist places, while keeping it a secret from close family and/or friends or everyone they know.
"Why did Mike sprint away when he saw that guy at the nude beach?"
"Cuz he thought he recognized him from the neighborhood, and Mike is a total closet nudist!"
(verb): To conceal/disguise or distract the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.
(noun): The concealment, disguise or distraction of the attention of others from a fart, Drumpf or TrumpTrain.
(verb): The way Devin was desperately trying to Nunes that TrumpTrain, it was obvious he knew everyone heard it even though no one saw the Santorum dribbling down his leg.
(noun): No matter how hard Devin tried to create a Nunes, everyone knew he was the one that Drumpfed when they saw the growing stain of Santorum on his jeans.