Nutguster

A sudden, often unexpected gust of wind with enough force to jostle, sway, or momentarily displace the testicles, typically resulting in a brief moment of shock, discomfort, or existential reflection. Often encountered on breezy days when wearing loose-fitting garments.

"I stepped outside in my gym shorts and got hit with a full-on nutguster — thought I was gonna lift off like a kite."

Nutguster by RacistRiggaFromRiggaland April 19, 2025

Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast 

It's that thing of when you use your man piece as a weapon, and dispatch enemies with excessive ejaculatory force.

Did you guys just see that? Danny killed that man with his Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast!

Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cumblast by Sonix June 23, 2014

nutbuster

A well-placed and extremely hard blow to the testicles. Done correctly, a nutbuster will incapacitate even the strongest man for several minutes. Best results are usually achieved with a kick, using the laces of any sturdy shoe. Other methods of nutbuster delivery include a baseball on the end of a rope, knees, or even a strong punch.

She gave me a nutbuster and I was writing in pain on the floor for 10 minutes.

nutbuster by /\/\ October 13, 2006

Nutputter 

1: Any person who, in the course of giving a handjob, painfully and with great force slams into your balls on the downstroke.

2: Any person who likes and asks for the aforementioned act to be performed on them.

Dude, this total betty slid her hand down my pants at the lake last night, but when she started torquin' it, she kept slamming into my balls! Hella bad nutputter!

I went with Tom to that new bar down the street; little did I know it was an S&M joint, and he was an undercover nutputter!

Nutputter by TheLastPanker July 9, 2010

nutfustery 

a shambolic state, a situation of debacle or disaster

Norm could not believe how the claim was handled like a nutfustery...

nutfustery by Evil M December 7, 2006

nutster 

Someone who looks like a nut/behaves like a nut. See absolute nut.

Person A: Fucking hell that serbian cunt just ragequit.
Person B: No shit Sherlock
Person A: Fuck about! We're still losing!
Person B: What the FUCK is your problem!? FUckin NUT, fucking NUTSTER!!!
Person A: Jones BIGASS truck rental and storage

nutster by Nutster March 19, 2009

nutbuster plus 

A nutbuster plus is a fat chick who likes it on top, and gets into it so much that she generates additional inertia and momentum and completely flattens your balls.

Psarah, who weighs about 563.4 pounds when dry, is an absolute nutbuster plus.

nutbuster plus by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009