A delicious snack in which bacon is either smothered or dipped in nutella. In other cases, bacon bits may be mixed into nutella and eaten with a spoon or finger (in most cases, the latter).
Varieties of this snack include nuturkey (turkey with nutella), nusalami (salami with nutella), or nutortilla (a tortilla filled with nutella). Most sandwich meats make a good combination with nutella.
Person 1: "I'm really hungry, man. But I have bacon in one hand and a bowl full of nutella in the other. What ever shall I do??"
Person 2: "I suggest you fuse the nutella and bacon to make a new, splendiforous treat called nubacon."
Person 1: "Oh my goodness gracious lord almighty this is SO TASTY."
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"