Male person who displays crazy properties. Regularly engaging in activities such as drunken debauchery, peeing in public, streaking in public parks, smashing his dick with beer bottles, climbing high public buildings, making out with strangers in public, tiger sharking beers, jumping off bridges into public lakes, and displays an above average athletic and scholastic ability despite living a lifestyle that reflects the morals and values of an average disabled homeless man.

Person 1: Did you see Nutface lay that kid out at the football game last saturday night.
Person 2: Yea, and I heard he was so hung over he puked after pre game warm ups, and after the game he pooped in a trash can.

nutface by The original Nutface April 15, 2013

Related Words

Nugface • nutface • nubface • NigFace • nut-faced • nut face mcjagger

nutface

One whose face resembles a hamster's when its cheeks are filled with nuts.

You have a nutface.

Stop stuffing yourself, you've got mad nutface.

nutface by xvanityfaire May 22, 2009

nutface

The face one makes while ejaculating.

I saw my brother's nutface and I couldn't sleep for a week.

nutface by Doctego September 24, 2006

Nubface

Similar to nub or noob used popularly in online gaming to describe players new to the game or crappy at it in general.

Also see Kisame.

"I looked up nubface in the dictionary, and this picture was there."

"Haha, what a nubface, even Kisame can kill him!"

Nubface by TanisHH July 23, 2008

NigFace

When your friends are acting retarded call them a “NigFace “

“You stupid retard, stop acting like a NigFace.”

NigFace by LilBeef August 31, 2019

nutface

a person who is a bit insane, crazy and/or weird
otherwise known as nuts, a nutter, or a nutcase

person one; oooh I can fly, seriously..
person two; you're a fucking nutface!

nutface by Hannah Melvin May 8, 2007

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026