Nudds

Nuddsed, Verb (used without object)
Nuddsing Noun, Adjective

1. To escape a self-inflicted moment of social awkwardness caused by extreme brazenness and/or inebriation, using verbal trickery or surrealist wit to diffuse or confuse.

2. To perform a feat requiring verbal or mental dexterity while under the influence of alcohol.

3. To get away with drunken mischief by concealing the original faux pas with further layers of drunken mischief.

4. The verbal equivalent of a Hail Mary Pass in football.

5. To dress and/or act in a Spivvish manner, while maintaining an air or universal affability so as to avoid reprimand.

So named after the oft-inebriated and serially mischievous author, R. Jay Nudds.

“When you’ve dug yourself into a hole, try Nuddsing your way out of it.”

“I don’t know how you got away with that. You totally Nuddsed her.”

"It's a boom or bust situation. It's time to go Nudds."

"He's been Nuddsing around all night and it's done him no harm."

by The Hare Newspaper February 4, 2012

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Closet Nudist

someone who always hangs out naked at home or spends time in nudist places, while keeping it a secret from close family and/or friends or everyone they know.

"Why did Mike sprint away when he saw that guy at the nude beach?"
"Cuz he thought he recognized him from the neighborhood, and Mike is a total closet nudist!"

by YoungNaturistsAmerica February 26, 2011

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Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019

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