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Now&Later 

Apply Vicks Vapor Rub liberally to your erect penis before engaging in penetrative intercourse with a fellow inmate to prevent future interactions with that individual. The act of this will result in extreme discomfort now and later.
I'm gonna get bubba with a "Now&Later" and I bet he won't come after me no more.
Now&Later by Trexplays January 15, 2022
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now and later gators 

Gator skin shoes generally worn pimps; they are brightly colored like 'Now and Later' candy.
Snoop: Yeah bitch I got my Now and Later Gators on, I'm about to show you how this pimp hand is way strong.
now and later gators by Scr0oge February 13, 2012

smile now cry later 

It means to live your life to the fullest. In other words whatever crimes you comment today or tomorrow just tell yourself fuck it ima worry about the consequences later.
I understand that life is hard but why don't you smile now cry later

now or later 

A girl who is always available to have sex. From the Gutta Boys song "Now or Laters": "I want them Now or Laters, them Now or Laters, that's them girls that'll give it to you now or later."
"Don't trip on that girl, she's a now or later, she'll be ready when you are."
now or later by SWATgirl January 13, 2008

now and later 

when a guy has hot, wet sex with his girlfriend, then, without washing his penis, goes home to his wife and makes her give him a blowjob.
Dude, my wife and I are on the "outs", so I met up with Jenny, and did her real good, then straight home to my wife for a now and later
now and later by Jason373 April 12, 2009

Bi-now-gay-later 

The temporary bisexual identity of a young, naive homosexual male.
Michael told his boyfriend that he still likes girls, but he's clearly on the bi-now-gay-later plan.

Now and Later 

Hard and Fruity, the actual slogan for the Now and Later candy.
Man that guy is just like a Now and Later, hard and fruity.

Get your hand out of my pants, you Now and Later.

Now and Later by TheCubanCannon March 9, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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