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bi now, gay later 

An expression taken from "buy now, pay later." This refers to the (often untrue) assumption that bisexual people are going through a phase and will eventually come out as gay. It is usually considered offensive.
guy: you're gay, right?
me: I'm bi.
guy: bi now, gay later

or

guy: What was she doing with another woman? I thought she had a boyfriend.
girl: she's on the bi now gay later plan.
bi now, gay later by bluepens September 10, 2005

bi now, gay later 

A person who claims to be bi-sexual, but is really gay. This person will realize within a year or two that he or she is not attracted to the opposite sex at all.
So Carly says she's into Chris, but she's totally bi now, gay later.
bi now, gay later by paddle May 4, 2010

bi now, gay later 

When people come out as being Bi, before later revealing that they are actually Gay. Seen by some as easier than coming out.
"Jack told me he was Bi last night."
"Yeah, just the other half now."
"Yep...Bi now, gay later"

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026