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bi now, gay later 

An expression taken from "buy now, pay later." This refers to the (often untrue) assumption that bisexual people are going through a phase and will eventually come out as gay. It is usually considered offensive.
guy: you're gay, right?
me: I'm bi.
guy: bi now, gay later

or

guy: What was she doing with another woman? I thought she had a boyfriend.
girl: she's on the bi now gay later plan.
bi now, gay later by bluepens September 10, 2005

bi now, gay later 

A person who claims to be bi-sexual, but is really gay. This person will realize within a year or two that he or she is not attracted to the opposite sex at all.
So Carly says she's into Chris, but she's totally bi now, gay later.
bi now, gay later by paddle May 4, 2010

bi now, gay later 

When people come out as being Bi, before later revealing that they are actually Gay. Seen by some as easier than coming out.
"Jack told me he was Bi last night."
"Yeah, just the other half now."
"Yep...Bi now, gay later"
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026