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Noseriding 

when surfing a longboard surfboard (9 feet or longer) the rider steps to the front tip of the board and perches there. Most surfers like to put their own style or flare to their noseride.
did you see me noseriding in the pocket?
Noseriding by Gantez June 9, 2010
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Antarctican Nosering 

When a someone's scrotum is cut off and placed/pierced in their nose.
Billy got caught drinking, his mom was so mad that she gave him an Antarctican Nosering.

Nostrilingus 

The act of getting fucked in the nose by a dick.
Jane: "Hey. Your nose looks big and swollen."
Julie: "Shush! There was some major Nostrilingus last night."

Pearl nosering 

What a woman gets when you try to give her a pearl necklace, but aim too high. Usually worn with pearl brow rings, pearl liprings, pearl earrings.
Pearl nosering by jmc October 16, 2002

nostriling 

similar to oral sex, only using the nostrils instead of the mouth.
Matt went up to some girl in Popeye's and asked her to engage in nostriling.
nostriling by Poo Poo Magoo August 29, 2008

double nostriling 

When one proceeds to shove a single carrot up one nostril after another to give a rough visual description of what happened last night during that persons three-some
dude did you see that girl double nostriling that was SWEET!
double nostriling by BIGgiggles February 25, 2009

Australian Nosering 

When a woman gets a surgical procedure that opens a tunnel in between the inside of her vagina and the inside of her anus. Following the procedure, a threesome with two men ensues. Their two penises are inserted into both openings and touch each other, thus creating a nose ring like double dick.
Danny And George gave me a nasty australian nosering yesterday.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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